Fidel Castro

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The second fiddle to Fidel, Raúl Castro.

“”Castro: Ah, they're not so bad... They even named a street after me in San Francisco!

Aide: *whispers into Castro's ear*

Castro: ...It's full of what!?!

—The Simpsons, "The Trouble with Trillions"[1]

Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz (1926–2016) was a Marxist leader and cigar aficionado. He was the First Secretary of the Communist Party of Cuba from 1961 until 2011, Prime Minister from 1959 to 1976, and President of the State Council from 1976 until his official resignation in February 2008, being Cuba's leader for almost 50 years.[2] In addition, Cuba did almost end the world that one time.

After Fidel Castro resigned due to illness in 2008, his duties were taken over by his brother Raúl Castro (1931–), who is notable for having been known by nobody until that point. The latter announced in 2013 he would not seek reelection to the post.[3] However, Raúl either changed his mind or lied about this, depending on who you ask, being elected to a second term in 2013, but promised this would be his last.[4] Somewhat surprisingly, Raúl Castro actually kept his promise.[5]

The CIA attempted to kill Castro over six hundred times over the years, and he dodged every one of them.[6] Castro also had a habit of giving incredibly long speeches, talking in front of the United Nations for four hours and twenty-nine minutes in 1960 and once giving a speech for seven hours and ten minutes in 1986.[7] David Mould noted that he once saw Castro speak "extemporaneously for more than three hours" while Castro was seventy-six, adding that according to the Cubans, it was a concession to his foreign guests as some had heard five or six-hour speeches.[8]

## Contents

* 1 Life
* 2 Revolution and dictatorship
* 2.1 Castroism
* 2.2 Homophobia
* 3 Death
* 4 Stopped clock
* 5 See also
* 6 External links
* 7 References

## Life[edit]

Castro's father was a sugar plantation owner from Spanish Galicia named Ángel Castro, and his mother was Lina Ruz (his father's maid). The young Fidel progressed through Catholic schools to study law at Havana University in 1945. There, his involvement in student politics included a 1947 attempt to overthrow the Dominican dictator Rafael Trujillo and, in 1948, membership of the newly formed nationalist Ortodoxo Party. That same year he married Mirta Díaz-Balart, and had a son in 1949, Fidel Castro Díaz-Balart, who was head of Cuba's atomic energy bureau.

Castro divorced Díaz-Balart in 1954. In 1956, he had a daughter named Alina Fernández with Natalia Revuelta, who fled to the United States in 1993 and became an outspoken critic of his regime.

After graduating in 1950, Castro entered law practice specializing in poor people's cases. In 1953 he was involved in a first unsuccessful attempt to overthrow dictator Fulgencio Batista. Imprisoned, then exiled to Mexico, Castro returned to Cuba in 1956 to organize the revolution.

## Revolution and dictatorship[edit]

Fulgencio Batista seized power in a March 10, 1952 military coup d'état from Auténtico party president Carlos Prío and then set new records for political corruption and incompetence on the island. Fidel Castro's first bid to overthrow Batista took place on July 26, 1953, when he led 160 other revolutionaries in seizing the Moncada barracks in Santiago. The object was to spark a rebellion among Cuban youth against the government. The attack failed and Castro and 27 comrades were eventually captured, tried and imprisoned.[9] In October 1954, Fidel's influential "History Will Absolve Me" was published clandestinely and circulated throughout Cuba. On May 15, 1955, Fidel and the others were released under an amnesty. Fidel, Raul and several more than went into exile in Mexico on July 7, 1955, where they were joined by future guerrilla leader Ernesto "Che" Guevara.

The revolutionaries, now organized as the "July 26 Revolutionary Movement," sailed on the Granma from Mexico to Cuba on December 2, 1956. After a lengthy guerrilla campaign, Batista was toppled on January 1st, 1959. Castro set up a communist regime with himself as maximum leader. According to its detractors, he transformed Cuba into a politically repressive one-party communist state,[10][11] but proponents argue that it was actually a popular grassroots democracy.

At the time Castro took over, Cuba was essentially run by US corporations in league with the government. Castro came in and did the unthinkable: he took all of it. The plantations, the casinos, etc. The mob, for one, was not happy. Not only had Castro fooled the U.S. into helping him topple the regime, he then turned around and said rotfl jk I'm nationalizing all this. The CIA tried and failed to assassinate him multiple times,[12] and in 1962 the U.S. imposed an economic embargo on Cuba. Later, Castro was excommunicated by Pope John XXIII, but he didn't care. With full support from the now-defunct Soviet Union, Castro had started deep transformations in the island, leading to the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Public education, sports and particularly public health, were much developed. However, after the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991, Cuba's economy plunged, with massive power, gas and water outages.

### Castroism[edit]

Like many of the other sugar daddies of the revolution, Castro acted on his own special blend of socialist thought which bears his name, albeit somewhat informally. Like many Soviet inspired revolutionary ideologies, it is at its core Marxism-Leninism with a few key ideological changes, most important of which is the rejection of Lenin's idea of a vanguard party establishing a base of political support among the proles, instead proposing that a smaller band of guerrilla fighters win popular support through active insurgency against the bourgeois. In a nutshell, don't tell people about the revolution, show them the revolution.

Other tenets of Castroist thought include nationalization of foreign businesses, as experienced by the United States, and the forceful implementation of a different blend of social inequality (albeit better than under Batista).

### Homophobia[edit]

One of the aspects of Castro's regime that has gotten more scrutiny in recent years involves his treatment of homosexuals. James Kirchick, writing in The Daily Beast, said upon Castro's death that "he was also an oppressor, torturer, and murderer of gay people."[13]

It should be noted that, although Castro's record in his early years is horrific, they were sadly not unusual for the time period. For reference, Kirchick notes the abuse of homosexuals in Cuba started in 1965,[13] seven years before the DSM stopped listing homosexuality as a mental disorder.[14] Similarly, he notes that "Openly homosexual people were prevented from joining the Communist Party and fired from their jobs,"[13] but the United States had been forcing homosexuals out of their military for decades by that point.[15]

Still, even if these were standard examples of bigotry from this time, they were still examples of bigotry. Castro later came to realize exactly how terrible his actions were, and apologized for them in 2010.[16]

## Death[edit]

Fidel's death had been eagerly anticipated, and even encouraged by right-wingers (as noted above) for over half a century; he outlived Margaret Thatcher, for crying out loud, but he died on a Black Friday.[17] Andrew Schlafly has even been celebrating it since 2006.[18] After all the foreplay with the Grim Reaper, it finally landed the coup de grace on Saturday, November 26, 2016, 3:29 AM UTC +00:00. (That's 11:29 PM on Friday, November 25, local time.) Morbidly enough, this was Black Friday, which is a day where massive throngs of people in capitalist countries buy expensive gizmos they couldn't have in Cuba thanks to the economic sanctions enforced by the United States, not to mention the hopelessly incompetent command economy.

## Stopped clock[edit]

Castro has denounced fascistic tendencies from other world leaders, such as condemning the anti-semitism espoused by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.[19]

## See also[edit]

* Che Guevara
* Cuba

## External links[edit]

* Fidel Castro's speeches

## References[edit]

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx-QK5_e9s8
2. ↑ Sondrol, Paul C. (1991). "Totalitarian and Authoritarian Dictators: A Comparison of Fidel Castro and Alfredo Stroessner". Journal of Latin American Studies. 23 (3): 599–620. doi:10.1017/S0022216X00015868. JSTOR 157386.
3. ↑ As Castro Era Drifts to Close, a New Face Steps In at No. 2, The New York Times
4. ↑ https://www.yahoo.com/news/cubas-raul-castro-announces-retirement-5-years-005517085.html?ref=gs
5. ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/19/miguel-diaz-canel-cuba-selects-first-non-castro-president-in-60-years
6. ↑ How Castro survived 638 very cunning assassination attempts ABC
7. ↑ Fidel Castro holds record for speechifying Chron
8. ↑ Fidel Castro speaks ... and speaks David H. Mould
9. ↑ Mario Mencia. 1993. The Fertile Prison. Melbourne: Ocean Press. ISBN 978-1875284087
10. ↑ https://www.hrw.org/news/2009/11/18/cuba-raul-castro-imprisons-critics-crushes-dissent
11. ↑ Bourne, Peter G. (1986). Fidel: A Biography of Fidel Castro. New York City: Dodd, Mead & Company. ISBN 978-0396085188.
12. ↑ In total, up to 638 attempts were made on his life by the CIA.
13. ↑ 13.0 13.1 13.2 Fidel Castro’s Horrific Record on Gay Rights The Daily Beast
14. ↑ Working with LGBTQ Patients American Psychiatric Association
15. ↑ LGBTQ in the Military: A Brief History, Current Policies and Safety Military One Source
16. ↑ Fidel Castro takes blame for persecution of Cuban gays BBC
17. ↑ Helena Horton (26 November 2016). "How social media reacted to Fidel Castro's death". The Telegraph.
18. ↑ http://conservapedia.com/Mystery:Did_a_Fake_Fidel_Castro_Meet_the_Pope?
19. ↑ Fidel Castro accuses Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of antisemitism The Guardian