Homosexual issues

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Homosexual issues are a serious problem that has been plaguing mankind since the dawn of man, but that has recently had a massive resurgence with the youth as the Homosexual Agenda has successfully spread in the western world. Homosexuality and any homosexual acts are expressly forbidden in the English translation of the Bible, ("the most logical, insightful and influential collection of books and letters in history.") Homosexual issues include:

* The desire to lie with someone of the same sex.
* The desire to contort the minds of good conservatives, making them homosexuals.
* Protesting against "Inequality" and "discrimination" against fellow Homosexuals. Said "inequalities", of-course, do not exist.
* The desire to practice Satanism and Atheism.
* The distaste for capitalistic systems and the condemnation of righteous capitalist structures in favor of Communist systems.
* Listening to unholy music such as the work of 100 Gecs and Fleetwood Mac.
* The temptation to dye their hair unnatural colours.
* The desire to adopt and nurture Frogs, Raccoons, Opossums, and other filthy pest-animals as house-pets.