Bongo Bongo Land

The colorful pseudoscience
Race & Racialism

Hating thy neighbour

* Racism
* Racial pride
* Nationalism

Divide and conquer

* Vincent Chin
* Gab
* Apartheid in Malaysia
* Turkish nationalism
* Paleoconservatism

Dog-whistlers

* Pat Buchanan
* Jeff Rense
* Steve Sailer
* Augustus Sol Invictus
* Stephen Harper

v \- t \- e

Bongo Bongo Land is a fictional place somewhere in Africa, according to ~~the country's government website~~ a crazy lunatic from Middlesex.[1] According to said lunatic, Bongo Bongo Land is somehow both located in Kenya and "a small landlocked country in Eastern Africa".[2]

Anyone who mentions Bongo Bongo Land is definitely, certainly and unequivocally a xenophobic racist. They will try to convince the few people who have any interest in them that they aren't racist and that vaguely labelling a whole continent as uncivilized, backward and tribal people is somehow acceptable.

The BBC found that in Tanzania (a real place in Africa) the term "Bongoland" is actually a compliment. You have to be a young native Tanzanian for this to count.[3]

## Contents

* 1 Noted proponents of Bongo Bongo prejudice
* 2 Not to be confused with
* 3 External links
* 4 References

## Noted proponents of Bongo Bongo prejudice[edit]

* Tory MP Alan Clark.[4]
* Godfrey Bloom, UKIP nut.[5]
* Most of UKIP until they realised they had image problems.[6]

## Not to be confused with[edit]

* Bongo drums, little drums that you tap tunes on.
* Luciano Pozo González and related proponents of the drums.
* Richard Feynman, a guy who has some drums.
* Georg August Schweinfurth and crew. Noted explorers who can't possibly have been racists, but were because they lived in a time where everybody was.
* Bongoland in Port Orange, Florida, a dilapidated theme park[7]
* Bongo Bongo, one of the boss monsters in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
* Oingo Boingo, Film composer Danny Elfman's band

## External links[edit]

* See the Wikipedia article on Bongo Bongo Land.

## References[edit]

1. ↑ whois
2. ↑ A weird blog site has gone offline, but the Internet Archive preserved a copy for posterity.
3. ↑ The other meaning of Bongoland
4. ↑ Archive: Tory MP Alan Clark makes racist 'bongo bongo land' comment
5. ↑ UKIP man denies being a racist again
6. ↑ 'Bongo Bongo Land': UKIP bans use of 'outdated' phrase
7. ↑ Ruins of Bongoland RoadsideAmerica.com