Bernie

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Bernie might refer to:

* Bernie Ecclestone: arrested in 2022 for illegally carrying a firearm while boarding a private plane from Brazil to Switzerland. Big fan of Hitler.
* Bernie Madoff: arrested in 2008 for fraud. Big fan of capitalism.
* Bernie Sanders: arrested in 1963 for civil disobedience. Not a big fan of capitalism without regulations.
* Bernie Spofforth: arrested in 2024 for instigating race accross in the United Kingdom. Not a big fan of reality.