Conservatives Versus Liberals

Examples of Conservative thinking versus Liberal thinking.

* If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
* If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

* If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
* If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

* If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
* If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

* If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
* A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

* If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
* Liberals demand that those they don't like be censored.

* If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
* A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a non-Christian religion, of course!)

* If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
* A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

* If a conservative disagrees with a liberal, he ignores them and carries on with his life.
* If a liberal disagrees with a conservative, he will argue.

## External links[edit]

* What’s the Difference Between a Conservative and a Liberal?