Jokes

1 A horse walks into a bar barman asks why the long face

2 A man goes to the doctor a nurse give him a glass of Coca Cola confused the man asked Why the nurse replied todays your fizzical

3 WARNING MAY OFFEND SOME PEOPLE

An English man an Irish man A Scottish man were captured by the German's the guard you will be sent to the gas chamber at dawn but you have one request 1st guy I Warn a cup of tea 2nd man i want a Guinness so he got to the Scottish man what ist your last request Send fur mah burd but your Frau will die too Love iis like oxygen said the Scottish man