QAnon is a grand unified conspiracy theory which posits that President Trump is a secret agent working against an evil conspiracy run by the Democratic Party. It has hit the point where just about anything can and has been shoehorned into the narrative. QAnon believers have helpfully created a map of all the bullshit they think feeds into the conspiracy theory.[1] Since the map is an absolute cartoonish clusterfuck that reminds us of the work of crazy people in movies drawing a bunch of lines from paper to paper, and also the epitome of crank magnetism, we've provided a mostly readable version below. The dissection roughly follows the original map left-to-right and top-to-bottom:
- Technology/Spirituality
- β‘οΈ [Star of David symbol]
- "Divide & Conquer"
- The Vatican Catholicism
- "The Key"
- "God's Soldiers"
- War/Violence
- Ignatius of Loyola, founder of the Jesuits 8.15.1534, First Superior General, d. 1556
- Hyperborea
- Archons
- Demiurge
- Demonology
- Khazarian Mafia, est. 700-1200 AD, Khazania, (Ukraine)
- Jesuits, Society of Jesus
- Knights Templar, Catholic military order, 1118
- Los Alumbrados, Christian mysticism, 1492
- Medici Bank, 15th century
- Nostradamus, 1556
- Atlantis
- Lemuria
- Mu
- The Leviathan Cross [symbol], Lucifer/Satan/Baal, Tower of Babel
- Gnosticism
- Paganism
- Saturnalia
- Rome
- 777
- Black nobility
- Purge of the Templar, Friday 13 October, 1307
- Papal bloodlines, Aldobrandini Orsini???: Superior Jesuit General [Black Pope]; Somaglia [Italy]; Vatican; Breakspear
- Grey Pope est. 1814, Black Pope, White Pope, Pope Pius VII 1814, Jesuit restoration
- Villa Farnese; Jesuit War Room
- Sumerians
- Cuneiform 3000 BCE
- Jesus crucified d. 33 CE
- Kabbalah, Isaac the Blind d. 1235
- Talmud, "Goyim"
- Pope Clement XIV's suppression of the Society of Jesus, 1773
- Bavarian Illuminati, founded May 1st, 1776; Adam Weishaupt, Jesuit professor, created to protect Jesuits
- 1561 UFO; Battle of Nuremberg
- The Sphinx, 7000 BCE?
- Gold mines of Enki, Adam's calendar
- Marduk
- Nimrod, Babylon, Nebuchadnezzar II d. 562 BCE
- Caligula, reign AD 37-41, Vatican obelisk[2] β Heliopolis, Egypt
- Human sacrifice, adrenochrome
- Enki
- Enlil
- Baalbek
- Declaration of Independence July 4th, 1776
- "Out of Chaos comes order"
- "The end justifies the means"
- Stonehenge
- π [Eye of Horus symbol], Ra
- Temple Mount
- Jerusalem
- Corpus Hermeticum, 3rd century
- Occult symbolism in Washington D.C.
- "Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes it's laws"[note 1]
- "Who is on the Dollar Bill?"; George Washington, 1798 Letter re: Illuminati, Washington Monument, 1888
- Native American Genocide
- Philip, Duke of Wharton, Hellfire Club 1718
- Dracula, Vlad the Impaler d. 1476, Transylvania, Vampirism
- Isis [no, not that ISIS], Osiris
- Pyramids of Giza, Obelisks
- Thoth
- Siege of Jerusalem 587 BCE, Solomon's Temple, Boaz & Jachin
- Plotinus d. 270, Neoplatonism
- John D. Rockefeller
- Mentmore Towers, built 1852-1854
- Bauer
- Twin Pillars
- Rothschild, Zionism
- Freemasonry
- Albert Pike, 1809-1891, Morals and Dogma 1872
- Lincoln assassination 1867 US cuts ties to Vatican
- House of the Temple 1915
- City of London, Dragon worship, changed name 1917, House of Windsor, German descent, Queen Elizabeth II shapeshifter
- Rosacrucian Order
- Maya, Teotihuacan, Kukulkan, Geoglyphs
- Aztec, 1300-1500 AD, Quetzalcoatl, Bosnian pyramids
- Saturn
- Astrology, Alchemy
- Iamblechus,[sic] d. 330 "Theurgy"
- Helena Blavatsky 1831-91, Theosophical Society
- Baphomet
- Aleister Crowley 1875-1947
- Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn
- OTO Ordo Templi Orientis
- Unification of Italy 1815-1871, Kingdom of Italy, Vatican annexed, Italy
- Hindu Vimana
- Harran, Temple of sin
- Yonaguni
- "Monolith"
- Abraxas
- Pythagoras d. 495 BCE
- Plato d. 348 BCE
- Picatrix, translated 1256, "Behold, I will make them of the Synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie." Revelation 3:9
- Magick
- Thelema, "Do what the wilt shall be the whole of the law."
- ONI, Office of Naval Intelligence, est. 1882
- Titanic, 1912 killed off opposition to the Federal Reserve
- Banking cartels fund both sides of every war
- Napoleonic Wars 1803-1815; Battle of Waterloo, Rothschild $$$ takeover
- Zoroastrianism, Zarathustra ~1000 BCE
- Oracle of Delphi
- Allegory of the cave
- Owl symbolism; Bohemian Grove
- FBI 1908
- "The Creature from Jekyll Island"
- Stanley Kubrick, 2001 a Space Odyssey, 1968; Eyes Wide Shut, 1999
- Library of Alexandria, 3rd century BCE
- The Rockefeller Foundation
- Moloch
- Federal Reserve System 1913
- Henry Ford, Model T
- Kybalion 1908
- "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" 1903
- Archduke Franz Ferdinand
- CFR, Council on Foreign Relations, 1921
- WWI, Treaty of Versailles, 1919
- Black Hand Society
- Chemical & Biological Warfare
- The Royal Institute of International Affairs, Chatham House 1920
- Boeing 1916
- "War creates debt"
- 1918 Flu Pandemic, 50 million dead
- USSR; Lenin; Stalin; Marxism; KGB; socialism; communism
- Mussolini, PM: 1922-1943; National Fascist Party; The Lateran Treaties 1929; Vatican State recognized
- "The Coming Race", Edward Bulwer-Lytton 1871
- Maria Orsic, Yugoslavia, disappeared 1945[note 2]
- IBM; IG Farben,[note 3] Zyklon B
- Walt Disney est. 1923; Club 23
- Manly P. Hall 1901-1990, "The Secret Teachings of All Ages", 1928, Hand of the Mysteries
- "Brave New World"
- Adolph Hitler
- Black Tuesday, 10.29.1929
- 1917 October Revolution, Bolsheviks
- Aldebaran star system
- Vrill Society; Thule Society
- The Holocaust; Josef Mengele
- Waffen-SS (symbol)
- Swastika (symbol); Nazi Germany
- Reichstag Fire; Neuschwabenland
- Franklin D. Roosevelt; Pearl Harbor *advance knowledge
- P2 Lodge
- "The Man of Providence" [Mussolini, according to Pope Pius XI[6]:65-66]
- The Holy Grail; Aryan race
- Ahnenerbe [the SS's think tank]; Electrogravitic propulsion
- Order of Black Sun; occultism scrubbed from WWII history
- Cloning; Die Glocke
- Eugenics
- 1944 Bretton Woods Conference established the U.S. Dollar as the global reserve currency, "He who holds the gold makes the rules."
- The Pentagon, est. 9.11.1941; OSS, Office of Strategic Services, 1942-1945,
- Escape to Argentina, U-977
- Antarctica
- Manhattan Project; Los Alamos; COINTELPRO 1956-1971, surveilling, infiltrating, discrediting and disrupting domestic political organizations
- "Terror Bombing"; Hiroshima & Nagasaki
- Winston Churchill; Battle of Los Angeles
- Destruction of Dresden; Port Chicago disaster
- Agartha, Inner Earth
- Zero point energy
- Nicola Tesla, d. 1943
- Haunebu II, Nazi UFOs
- Swiss banking Act of 1934
- HQ?
- Operation Highjump 1947, Admiral Richard E. Byrd
- Philadelphia Experiment 1943
- Nuremberg Trials
- Solar Warden, Naval space command
- Foo Fighters [no, not those Foo Fighters]
- Time travel
- John G. Trump, FBI raided Tesla
- Unacknowledged special access projects MJ-12, Majestic-12, President Harry Truman in 1947
- Project Blue Book 1952-69, UFO threat analysis
- "1984", 1949; RAND Corporation 1948
- Geneva
- UN 1945; Neo-feudalism
- CIA 1947, Langley Virginia
- Israel 1948; Mossad
- Irgun 1931-1948
- Disinformation, Operation Mockingbird
- The Cold War 1947-1991
- Psyops; Anderson Cooper; Vanderbilt
- The New York Times; Gannett
- Moon landings; Break away civilization
- Roswell UFO Crash 1947
- DUMB's, "Deep Underground Military Base"
- 1952 Washington, D.C. UFO incident
- Bilderberg Group 1954
- Project Paperclip, Nazi US citizenship
- Prince Bernhard
- NATO 1949
- Operation Ajax, 1953 Iranian coup d'Γ©tat
- Operation Gladio, NATO "stay behind" 56-90
- Mika Brzezinski
- Hegelian dialectic, problemβreactionβsolution, "cognitive dissonance"
- CNN 1980; Tegna
- Mars, Cydonia
- Jason Society 1960 Illuminati
- S-4
- DARPA, Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency
- Wright-Patterson AFB, Dayton, OH
- Dulse,[sic] NM genetic engineering [The small town of Dulce is a center for ufologists.[7]]
- Wernher von Braun
- NASA 1958, "Never A Straight Answer"
- Secret space program
- Dwight D. Eisenhower military industrial complex 1961
- Allen Dulles, CIA Director '52-'61
- NSA 1952, "No Such Agency"
- Operation PBSuccess, 1954 Guatemalan coup d'Γ©tat
- Bay of Pigs 1961
- Operation Northwoods
- "Ratlines"; CIA drug trafficking, Cocaine Import Agency
- D.I.D., Dissociative identity disorder; Ritual abuse "alters"; LSD; "Triggers"; "Multiples"; Trauma based mind control; Depatterning & psychic driving; "Trance formation of America" Cathy O'Brien; Project Monarch; "Thanks for the Memories" Brice Taylor
- Totalitarian tiptoe; Super soldiers, "The Black Awakening"
- Television, introduced 1950s, alpha state hypnosis
- Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard 1954
- Anton LaVey, Church of Satan 1966
- The Kissinger Report 1974[8]
- Henry Kissinger, Secretary of State, National Security Advisor, War criminal
- Club of Rome, Limits to Growth 1967
- Vietnam
- JFK Assassination 11.23.63; "King Sacrifice"; "Zapruder film"
- Gulf of Tonkin; Agent Orange
- Chile coup (CIA) 9.11.1973; Operation Condor
- Pablo Escobar
- Mobutu of ZaΓ―re
- Predictive programming
- 1967 Freedom of Information Act
- THX 1138
- J. Edgar Hoover, FBI Director, heart attacked[sic] 1972
- Depopulation; 1970s appropriations: super germ request; CBW's [Chemical and Biological Weapons] banned 1971
- MKNAOMI
- MK-ULTRA; Richard Nixon 1969-1974; Watergate
- Montauk project
- Psychic warfare; Remote viewing; Time travel
- Lee Harvey Oswald; Jack Ruby
- ARPANET 1969, birth of the internet
- Michael Aquino, military intelligence, Temple of Set 1975
- "Nixon Shock", 1971 decoupling of the US dollar to gold; Fiat currency
- Fort Detrick; Robert Gallo
- Special virus cancer program [This National Cancer Institute program tried to identify cancer-causing viruses in humans.[9]]
- Pentagon Papers
- Illuminati card game 1982
- The Church Committee 1975
- Andrew Basiago, Project Pegasus; Project Looking Glass
- Stewart Swerdlow
- Weather warfare, researched since 1960s
- Sirhan Sirhan
- Charles Manson 1969 murder spree, Helter Skelter
- Philip Schneider, Battle of 1979 [Schneider alleged that there was a human-alien battle in 1979.[10]]
- RaΓ«lism 1974
- New Age
- OPEC est. 1960
- 1973 oil crisis
- Litton Bionetics
- Hep B vaccine
- AIDS
- 4th dimensional negative entities
- "Loosh"[note 4]
- NRO, National Reconnaissance Office 1961
- Bill Gates, Microsoft
- ALEC, American Legislative Exchange Council 1973
- The Petrodollar system 1973
- The Trilateral Commission 1973; Zbigniew Brzezinski
- Merovingian bloodline
- Pindar; Council of 13; Committee of 300; Think tanks; The Round Table; Finance resources
- Saturnalian Brotherhood
- Iran-Contra 1985-7
- Bill Cooper, Behold a Pale Horse
- FEMA camps; Plastic coffins; Guillotines; RFID chips
- Challenger disaster
- MLK murdered 1968
- Jim Jones, Jonestown 1978
- Racial division
- Steve Jobs, Apple $666
- Ra Material, The Law of One 1982-98
- Satanic Panic
- Vaccines
- Trading with the Enemy Act in 1942
- Prescott Bush, US Senator; Barbara Bush
- Georgia Guidestones 1980, Population of 500,000,000
- George H. W. Bush, 41st President 89-93, Vice President 81-89, CIA Director 76-77
- The cabal
- "Bloodlines of the Illuminati"; Incubator hoax; Gulf War
- Silent weapons for queit[sic] wars; β 1992 NYT
- Chernobyl disaster
- OJ Simposon 1993
- Project Blue Beam; False flags
- Monsanto; Chemtrails; GMOs; Geoengineering
- Agenda 21; "Climate change"
- 322 Skull & Bones Society, Yale
- "New World Order"; Hillary Clinton; Bill Clinton
- Highway of death; Gulf War syndrome
- Fall of Berlin Wall 1989; Russian Federation; SVR; Vladimir Putin; FSB; "The New World Order worships Satan"
- Northrop Grumman 1994
- HAARP 1993
- Waco, Texas 1993; "Child sacrifice"
- Gun grabs
- Dark secrets; Saturn symbolism
- Infowars; Alex Jones; David Icke
- Endgame; Moon matrix
- Carbon tax; Denver International Airport 1995
- JonBenΓ©t Ramsey; Nanothermite
- Princess Diana 1997 "Queen sacrifice"
- Lockheed Martin 1995
- Afghanistan; Taliban; Opium production
- Oklahoma City Bombing 1995
- "Arkancide", The Clinton Body Count
- Steve Quayle, "Empire Beneath the Ice"
- WiFi 1998
- Getty Center 1997, "Templar Fortress"
- NAFTA 1994
- Aurora, Flight 93/ONI
- Vigilant Guardian; 9/11 UFOs
- Operation Tripod; Al Qaeda; Osama bin Laden
- George W. Bush; 9.11 "Tower Sacrifice", WTC7
- Anthrax attacks on media; Saudi Arabia
- George Soros
- PNAC, "Project for the New American Century", "A new Pearl Harbor"
- Larry Silverstein leasted WTC June 2001 "pull it"
- Columbine Massacre
- Bill Cooper executed[sic] 2001
- TR-3B Air Force X-37B
- Ancient Aliens; Anunnaki "those who from heaven to earth came"; Crop circles; Draco-reptilians; Pleiadians, Lord Ashtar; Galactic Federation of Light; Ascended masters
- Black Knight satellite; Nibiru
- Dick Cheney
- 9/11 Memorial, "As above so below"[note 5]
- Hologram plane theory
- Missing gold; "Why We Fight"
- Patriot Act
- Iraq invasion
- Missing 28 pages 9/11 Commission Report
- 7/7 London Bombings 2005
- Space Shuttle Columbia disaster 2003
- Abductions; Cattle mutilation
- The Greys; Phoenix lights
- Ziggurat of Ur; Stargate
- WMDs
- Illegal weapons, depleted uranium; white phosphorus
- Michelle Obama transgender[note 6]
- Obama, Kenya
- Syria; ISIS
- Arab Spring; Destruction of Levant history
- Blackwater, Erik Prince
- Mass surveillance
- "Dark Knight Rising" shooting 2012
- Sumatra tsunami 2004
- Barbara Marciniak[12]
- Norwegian spiral anomaly 2009
- Haliburton[sic], KBR
- "Peak oil" hoax
- Chicago Mob
- Wikileaks, Julian Assange
- TPP, drafted 2015, withdrawal
- Pizzagate, blackmail, pedophilia, sex trafficking
- Ukrainian coup 2014
- Black Lives Matter
- Heroin epidemic
- FISA 2008; Snowden; Academi
- NSA spy grid, Utah Data Center
- Boston Marathon bombing
- Sandy Hook, "Nobody diedβ¦" 2012
- Hurricane Katrina 2005
- Deepwater Horizon 2010
- Law of Accelerating Returns; Ray Kurzweil
- Clinton Foundation; Benghazi; Uranium 1
- Melania, Yugoslavia 6 languages
- Trump v. Hillary election 11.8.16; MAGA
- Election rigging
- Antifa
- PMCs, private military company; G45
- Bataclan bloodbath, Friday 13 November 2015
- Fukushima 3.11.2011
- D.C. earthquake 2011
- CERN, "portal to Hell", Shiva statue
- Life Extension; Nanotechnology; Boston Dynamics
- The Singularity; transhumanism
- Jeff Bezos; Amazon
- Podesta emails
- Donald Trump inauguration 1.20.17, "We are transferring power from Washington, D.C., and giving it back to you, the people."
- "Drain the swamp"; military stands behind Trump
- Women's March; travel ban
- Pulse Nightclub, "50 perverts"; Manchester Arena Cangerous Woman
- Bastille Day truck rampage 2016
- Edward Snowden 2013 leak
- Tianjin kinetic bombardment
- Solar eclipse 8.21.27[sic]
- Hyperloop; Paypal; Elon Musk; SpaceX; Tesla; Whole Foods; The Washington Post
- Spirit cooking; codewords
- Vault 7, CIA electronic surveillance
- "Fake news"
- Charlottesville, Unite the Right
- North Korea "Rocket Man"
- 2017 hurricanes, Harvey, Irma, Maria, "geostorm"
- Scalar weapons; polar vortex
- Celtic knot [symbol], Church of AI, Anthony Levandowski, techno-luciferism
- Alphabet, Google, Eric Schmidt resigned CEO 12.21.17
- Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook
- David Rockefeller dead 3.20.2017
- Vegas massacre 10.1.2017, "pyramic sacrifice"
- Russia probe
- Jack & Ace; Harvest ritual; Gun runner; Route 91
- Janet Airline; The Luxor; Mandalay Bay
- California inferno
- DEWS: Direct Energy Weapons
- Palantir
- 5G kill grid [the idea that 5G WiFi will cause forced vaccinations]
- "We stand at the birth of a new millennium, ready to unlock the mysteries of space, to free the Earth from the miseries of disease, and to harness energies, industries and technologies of tomorrow."
- Mohammad bin Salman
- Trump SA visit; Sword dance; Mystery machine; Saudi purge, Nov 2017; Q anon on 4chan !ITPb.qbhqo
- Soros; Roths; Saudi
- Mandela effect; Akashic Records
- Fractal time [2012 apocalypse nonsense by Gregg Braden[13]]
- 2012 Mayan calandar[sic]; Revelations; Age of Aquarius; Apocalypse; Quantum ascension; Solar shift
- #Tyler; "the nanosecond"
- Hivemind
- pROjECT Mayhem 2020
- US Embassy Jerusalem, Third Temple
- "The Storm"
- ISIS defeated
- Mansour bin Muqrin helicopter crash
- Qmap
- "Breadcrumbs"; Pleiadian guidance
- Pole shift; Antichrist
- Schuman Resonance[sic]
- Mystery "booms"
- Executive Order: Human Rights Abuse 12.21.17 [Executive Order 13818]; Follow the White Rabbit
- Al-Waleed bin Talal; investor in Twitter, Citigroup, 4 Seasons, sent Saudi air force snipers to Vegas
- "Remember nothing is random. Everything has meaning."
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