Going Galt

God, guns, and freedom
U.S. Politics

Starting arguments over Thanksgiving dinner

* Welfare queen
* Mothers Against Drunk Driving
* Anthony Weiner
* Earl K. Long
* Eric Cantor
* 2018 midterm elections
* Barry Goldwater

Persons of interest

* Robert Byrd
* Jimmy Carter
* Marjorie Taylor Greene
* A. Philip Randolph
* George W. Bush
* Doug Mastriano

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“”me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point

—wint[1]

"Going Galt" is a right-wing fantasy that if you impose any kind of regulation on the rich they will simply give up making money and go live in a hole eating dirt. It completely ignores the fact that most rich people are rich because they like running businesses, engaging in deals, and generally making money. The name derives from the writings of Ayn Rand, an imaginative but eccentric Russian-American novelist and darling of basement-dwelling libertarians.

It became a catchphrase for right-wing bloggers to describe a fantasy response to changes in American tax policy proposed by former President Barack Obama. The idea is that having to pay 4.9% more in taxes on income above $250,000 per year constitutes such an intolerable burden that affected people should deliberately cut back on their business to lower their income to $249,999 per year (which is truly indicative of how little they understand the American tax bracket system), or flee the U.S. altogether.[2]

It is largely promoted by idiots who can't do math (or can't be bothered to), and by scaremongers trying to take advantage of those idiots.

## Contents

* 1 Who is John Galt?
* 2 How it usually ends up
* 3 Why it's not going to happen
* 4 Gone Galt?
* 5 Fun fact
* 6 See also
* 7 External links
* 8 Notes
* 9 References

## Who is John Galt?[edit]

As the name implies, this is inspired by the "hero" John Galt of Ayn Rand's Objectivist doorstopper, Atlas Shrugged, who destroys civilization to avoid paying taxes.[3] They apparently think this is a good idea, and hope to follow in his footsteps.

In the novel, John Galt declared his opposition to collectivism by starting a community called Galt's Gulch.[note 1][note 2] He expressed his opposition to organized labor by organizing (what else?) a strike; the original working title of the book, incredibly enough, was The Strike.

In real life, there are, coincidentally, a number of people named John Galt, such as notable Scottish novelist John Galt, who was the first to write a biography of Lord Byron and tried and failed to colonize Upper Canada, and actor John William Galt, who voiced Lo Wang in the 1997 video game Shadow Warrior. In reality, though, Rand's Galt was likely based her husband, Frank O'Connor,[4]:56 who is obviously not named John Galt.[citation NOT needed]

## How it usually ends up[edit]

Eric Dondero, a man deemed too crazy for the Ron Paul campaign, has proposed going Galt, going so far as to recommend people should quit their jobs if they work for a Democratic voter.[5] So much for capitalism, eh?

In practice, though, if anyone has actually gone Galt, it's had no measurable effect. As a result, the usual response to a Galt-going threat is "so go already". In 2013, however, a Galt's Gulch in Chile was announced by anarcho-capitalist Jeff Berwick.[6] You too can reserve a spot today (Unless you're a dirty collectivist, that is)! Turns out all is not well in Rand's realized capitalist paradise -- seems good old-fashioned greed got in the way of idealism.[7]

## Why it's not going to happen[edit]

If you ask a left-winger, they'll tell you that business people like having power, making deals, crushing trade unions, appearing in Forbes magazine, going to galas, hanging out with celebrities, and preparing a Presidential bid. If you ask a right-winger, they'll tell you that business people like creating jobs, building businesses to pass on to their children, and making America great again. None of these things can be done while living up a tree in the Amazon rain forest.

## Gone Galt?[edit]

A number of US companies and individuals are already based abroad, or have bank accounts in the Cayman Islands, Switzerland, etc. Most of these are megarich people, not well-off wannabes. The results of dozens of corporations gone Galt can be seen in the US economy today.

As any U.S. passport will remind one, though, "All U.S. citizens working and residing abroad are required to file and report on their worldwide income." Expatriating citizens must have been tax compliant for the past five years and must pay exit taxes and fees before they can renounce their U.S. citizenship.[8]

On a happier note, some survivalists who have disappeared into the wilds have done civilized society a great favor. Enjoy the undercooked bear burger, folks![note 3] who writes this stuff?? Taxes are theft!

## Fun fact[edit]

The phrase is seldom if ever used in Scandinavia, because in Swedish galt means boar (male pig), while in Norwegian and Danish it more specifically means a castrated one. Also, in the latter two languages, galt is a form of the adjective for mad, or crazed, also used to say that something has gone wrong.[note 4] So if you announce you are going Galt, and a Swede looks confused or a Norwegian or Dane more worried, it's not because they feel the collapse of the socialist system approach.

## See also[edit]

* The Citadel
* Galt's Gulch Chile
* Libertarian paradise
* Men Going Their Own Way, for the MRA version of this concept.
* Rapture, for the supernatural woo version of this concept. Not to be confused with the city in BioShock, a better supernatural woo version of this concept.
* Tax protester
* We Surround Them
* Seasteading, one method of going Galt.

## External links[edit]

* Who Is John Galt? We don't know!
* Where the Rawlsian Rubber meets the Randian Road.
* Going Galt
* Bob the Angry Flower gives it a shot

## Notes[edit]

1. ↑ Not to be confused with Galt's Gulch, Chile, a laughable libertarian failure.
2. ↑ Ayn Rand also had an organization of devoted followers.
3. ↑ Assuming, of course, that the bear didn't eat you.
4. ↑ In Swedish, the same adjective form however looks a little differently, galet instead of galt as in Norwegian and Danish.

## References[edit]

1. ↑ https://https://twitter.com/dril/status/435373709344251904
2. ↑ "Ask Dr. Helen: Is It Time to ‘Go John Galt’?" Oh, Pajamas...
3. ↑ "Atlas Shrugged 2: Shrug Harder"
4. ↑ "Who Was John Galt? The Creation of Ayn Rand's Ultimate Ideal Man" by Shoshana Milgram (2009) in Essays on Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. Edited by Robert Mayhew. (2009) Lexington Books. ISBN 0739127799
5. ↑ The end of liberty in 'Merca!
6. ↑ "Ayn Rand's Vision of Galt's Gulch Has Become Reality as of Today"
7. ↑ Gawker.com: archive.is, web.archive.org "Ayn Rand's Capitalist Paradise Is Now a Greedy Land-Grabbing Shitstorm"
8. ↑ http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2014/08/28/u-s-hikes-fee-to-renounce-citizenship-by-422/