Army (Ben Folds Five song)

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1999 single by Ben Folds Five

"Army"

Single by Ben Folds Five
from the album  The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner
Released| 1999
Genre| Rock
Label| 550
Songwriter(s)| Ben Folds
Producer(s)| Caleb Southern
Ben Folds Five singles chronology
| "Song for the Dumped"
(1998)  | "Army"
(1999)  | "Don't Change Your Plans"
(1999)

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"Army" is an alternative rock song by the band Ben Folds Five from their 1999 album The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner. It reached number 28 on the charts in the UK.

## Track listing[edit]

### CD single I[edit]

No.| Title| Length

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1.| "Army"| 3:25
2.| "Air"| 3:20
3.| "(Theme from) Dr. Pyser"| 3:15

### CD single II[edit]

No.| Title| Length

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1.| "Army (clean version)"| 3:25
2.| "Leather Jacket"| 3:20
3.| "Birds"| 3:15

### 45 RPM single[edit]

Side oneNo.| Title| Length

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1.| "Army"| 3:25

Side twoNo.| Title| Length

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1.| "Leather Jacket"| 2:15
2.| "Birds"| 2:08

## Lyrics, composition, and popularity[edit]

The song deals with indecision, independence, conflict, and freedom in describing the narrator's struggles to find his way in life as he contemplates joining the military, enrolls in college and soon drops out, and joins a band. The lyrics contains many memorable moments, including the opening line ("Well I thought about the army / dad said 'Son, you're fucking high!'") and the bridge, which includes a horn section. The song is popular among fans, and has remained part of Folds's concerts in his solo career.

Folds has explained at live performances that the entire song is based on personal experiences, with a few exceptions. He never grew a mullet, though the song's lyrics say "Grew a mustache and a mullet / Got a job a Chick-fil-A."

Here is Folds's explanation from a recording at Enmore:

> This one's about my really horrible experience trying to get through college. And I got a scholarship and then I lost a scholarship... after a semester cause I flunked a class because I flunked one test. The class was based on one test. The one I flunked. I flunked the test because I got delivered to the test in a police car at six o'clock in the morning with stitches in my nose and stitches in my mouth. And I was still drunk. And I had a broken hand, presumably because I had clocked that ass. I hit the wall.

> So I threw my drum set, which is the instrument that I flunked on, into Lake Osceola in the middle of University of Miami and I took a Greyhound bus, I don't shit you, it was a Greyhound bus back home and I worked with a bunch of old ladies in a grocery store for about 18 months. It was at that time that I decided in my bedroom I decided while listening to Elvis Costello in 1986 that maybe I shouldn't wait tables and do this old lady job anymore, maybe... I should join the Army.

> And umm, for those of you who know the lyrics from the song I derived them, except for the rhyming part which I setup myself, I derived it from the way it actually went down.

> My father knocked on the door. I'll just be dad for a second:
>  [Knock, knock, knock] "Benjamin, what are you doing in there?"
>  "Well I was thinking about joining the army..."

> "You're fucking high"

The clean version is sometimes referred to as the "We Got the 'Fuck' Out edit".

## Live performances[edit]

On the live album Ben Folds Live, Folds introduces the song to the audience by saying: "This one goes out to anyone who actually signed up and is in—is gone into the armed forces. Thanks a lot. I tried, I went down to the recruiting center and I talked to them, and I thought about it, but at the end of the day, I think I was genetically inclined to be a musician." He then goes on to instruct the audience in singing the horn parts: "We've got enough people in here to get a bitchin' horn section, so let's cut the audience down the middle. This side, saxophones, this side's trumpets." Later live audiences were split into "bitch and whore sections" by Ben, an auditory spin off of the phrase "bitchin' horn section" heard on Ben Folds Live. The ensemble parts are often performed by the crowds during concerts in an audience participation bit which Folds "conducts". In addition, the audience customarily sings the line, "God please spare me more rejection." Folds also frequently changes the last line from "the army" to "your mommy" or, on occasion, "all y'all's mommies".

In the DVD Sessions at West 54th, in the Spare Reels footage, Ben Folds Five can be seen recording the song. The lyrics are slightly different, and the horn parts are either scat sung by Folds or omitted.

In the Freaking Out DVD shot in Tokyo in 1999, Robert Sledge changes the line "God, please spare me more rejection!" to "God I've got a HUGE erection!"

"Army" was performed by the Legally Prohibited Band as Conan O'Brien's introduction music on his Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour.

## In popular culture[edit]

The song is featured in the Viceland comedy series Nirvanna the Band the Show as the end credits theme song.

## References[edit]

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Ben Folds Five

* Ben Folds
* Darren Jessee
* Robert Sledge

Studio albums|

* Ben Folds Five
* Whatever and Ever Amen
* The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner
* The Sound of the Life of the Mind

Compilations|

* Naked Baby Photos
* The Best Imitation of Myself: A Retrospective

Live albums|

* Live

Singles|

* "Underground"
* "Where's Summer B.?"
* "Philosophy"
* "Uncle Walter"
* "Battle of Who Could Care Less"
* "Kate"
* "Brick"
* "Army"
* "Do It Anyway"

Other songs|

* "Alice Childress"
* "Sports & Wine"

Videos|

* Ben Folds Five – The Complete Sessions at West 54th

Related articles|

* Fear of Pop
* Fleming and John
* Hotel Lights
* Frank London
* Caleb Southern

Authority control databases |

* MusicBrainz release group

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