Evil Alien Conquerors

2003 American film

Evil Alien Conquerors

Directed by| Chris Matheson
Written by| Chris Matheson
Ryan Rowe
Produced by| Debra Greico
Joel Hatch
Erica Huggins
Starring| Diedrich Bader
Chris Parnell
Michael Weston
Cinematography| Russ Lyster
Edited by| Mike Murphy
Music by| David E. Russo
Distributed by| First Look International

Release date

* December 3, 2003 (2003-12-03)

Running time

| 98 minutes
Country| United States
Language| English
Budget| $500,000

Evil Alien Conquerors is an American comedy science fiction film. Released in 2003, the film was directed by Chris Matheson, and follows two aliens who are sent to Earth to destroy mankind. When they arrive, they are unable to complete their mission. The two aliens befriend a fast food employee who helps them.

## Plot

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Two Evil Alien Conquerors are sent to Earth with the order to behead all humans within 48 hours. If they fail, they will be destroyed by Croker, a 100-foot-tall (30 m) giant.

Kenny (Michael Weston) witnesses the Evil Alien Conquerors, My-ik (Diedrich Bader) and Du-ug (Chris Parnell), as they arrive on Earth, literally falling out of the sky with their beheading swords. He offers them shelter at his home, which he shares with Ron, an unpleasant, oversexed infomercial producer.

The conquering duo have a chance to experience Earth culture, where they become friends with Kenny, develop a fondness for Smirnoff Ice and unexpectedly fall in love with two local women, who have a secret of their own. They begin to doubt what they were sent to do, but know they still must attempt to complete their impossible mission despite their lack of skill, any plan or experience.

The giant Croker then arrives to destroy the two inept conquerors and the rest of the Earth's population, but he shrinks down to normal size during transportation. Delusional enough to still believe he is a giant, he attempts to wreak havoc on the town, obviously without success.

## Reception

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Richard Propes of The Independent Critic called the film "awful" and "one of the worst films ever made" specifically criticizing the film's soundtrack, costume, set design, and acting.[1]

## Cast

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Actor  | Role

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Diedrich Bader | My-ik
Chris Parnell | Du-ug
Michael Weston | Kenny
Elden Henson | Ron
Phil LaMarr | Vel-Dan
Tyler Labine | Croker
Beth Grant | Sheila
Mike McShane | Rabirr
Martin Spanjers | Jimmy
Joel McCrary | Mr. Breen
NiCole Robinson | Gail
Missy Yager | Penny
Tori Spelling | Jan (uncredited)
Benjamin John Parrillo | Tan Guy (uncredited)

## References

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1. ^ "The Independent Critic - "Evil Alien Conquerors" Review". theindependentcritic.com. Retrieved 2024-02-02.

## External links

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* Evil Alien Conquerors at IMDb
* Evil Alien Conquerors at AllMovie
* Evil Alien Conquerors at Rotten Tomatoes

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