From Here to Paternity

8th episode of the 2nd series of The Green Green Grass

"From Here to Paternity"

The Green Green Grass episode

Boycie suffers after several misunderstandings.

Episode no.| Series 2
Episode 8
Christmas Special (2006)
Directed by| Tony Dow
Written by| John Sullivan
Production code| 2:8 (15)
Original air date| 25 December 2006 (2006-12-25)
Running time| 45 Minutes
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"From Here to Paternity" is an episode of the BBC sitcom, The Green Green Grass. It was first screened on 25 December 2006, as the 2006 Christmas special of the second series.[1] It was written by The Green Green Grass and Only Fools and Horses series creator John Sullivan and directed by Tony Dow.

## Synopsis

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When Llewellyn arrives accusing the Boyce's dog, Earl, of seducing his pedigree collie, Blodwyn, who is now pregnant, trouble starts to brew in the village. Boycie doesn't want his reputation to be scarred by having a sexually orientated pet so he denies everything until Llewellyn produces a photograph of the crime to which Marlene replies 'that's canine pornography!'

Things get a whole lot worse, when Mrs Cakeworthy overhears the Boyces talking about it and she assumes they're talking about Tyler getting Beth pregnant. Then when Marlene and Boycie confront Tyler he thinks that they mean that Mrs Cakeworthy is pregnant. Spiralling out of control, the rumours get more and more wild until Ray, Beth's dad, decides to get nasty. When Boycie decides to tell the staff that Mrs Cakeworthy is pregnant her husband shows up and the following conversation leads to Boycie receiving another black eye.

Meanwhile, Mrs Cakeworthy is named Tai Chi Student of the Month, Tyler has a real Christmas surprise for Beth – a horse, and Jed, Elgin and Bryan are convinced that the strange, terrible creature Old Bones has come back to stalk the land, consuming everything in its path. Or maybe they're just trying to scare Boycie and pocket some extra money.

## Episode cast

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Actor  | Role

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John Challis | Boycie
Sue Holderness | Marlene
Jack Doolan | Tyler
David Ross | Elgin
Ivan Kaye | Bryan
Ella Kenion | Mrs Cakeworthy
Peter Heppelthwaite | Jed
Alan David | Llewellyn
Lisa Diveney | Beth
Nigel Harrison | Ray
Paul Bown | Colin Cakeworthy

## Notes

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* This episode is the second Christmas Special.
* This episode marks the first appearance of the character Ray.

## References

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1. ^ "New Comedy Series Starting Soon – British Comedy Guide". Archived from the original on 28 February 2009. Retrieved 1 December 2015.

* British TV Comedy Guide for The Green Green Grass
* BARB viewing figures[permanent dead link]

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The Green Green Grass

Episodes|

| Series 1|

* "Keep On Running"
* "A Rocky Start"
* "The Country Wife"
* "Hay Fever"
* "Pillow Talk"
* "Sex and the Country"
* "One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock"

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Series 2|

* "Testing Times"
* "Here’s to You, Mrs Boyce"
* "Bothered and Bewildered"
* "Mother Earth"
* "Schoolboy French"
* "More Questions Than Answers"
* "Brothers and Sisters"
* "From Here to Paternity"

Series 3|

* "But is it Art?"
* "The Lonely Herdsman"
* "If You Go Down to the Woods"
* "Sweet Sorrow"
* "Fifteen Minutes"
* "The Final Curtain"
* "Lust in Translation"
* "The Special Relationship"

Series 4|

* "The Path of True Love"
* "Home Brew"
* "Calendar Boys"
* "Animal Instincts"
* "Your Cheating Art"
* "The Departed"
* "I Done It My Way"
* "One Man's Junk"
* "For Richer For Poorer"

See also|

* Only Fools and Horses
* Rock & Chips
* Characters
* Boycie

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