If You Were a Sailboat

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2007 single by Katie Melua

"If You Were a Sailboat"

Single by Katie Melua
from the album  Pictures
B-side| "Junk Mail", "Straight to DVD", "This Year's Love"
Released| 24 September 2007
Genre|

* Acoustic
* blues

Label| Dramatico
Songwriter(s)| Mike Batt
Producer(s)| Mike Batt
Katie Melua singles chronology
| "Shy Boy"
(2006)  | "If You Were a Sailboat"
(2007)  | "Mary Pickford"
(2007)

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"If You Were a Sailboat" is a song by British singer Katie Melua. Written and produced by Mike Batt, it is Melua's ninth single and the first from her third album, Pictures (2007). Melua said of the song:

> What I liked about the song is the fact that a lot of love songs tend to deal with the fluffy nice side of love, but this one deals with how you get very selfish when you fall in love with someone, and you don't want to share them with the world, you just want them all about yourself. What's genius about Mike's lyrics is that instead of saying that directly he uses these crazy strange metaphors, "if you were a piece of wood I'd nail you to the floor" and quite bizarre stuff and I like that. Musically it sounds like a really nice smooth love song, but the message is pretty intense and quite dark.[1]

It was released as a single on September 24, 2007. The CD single has three extra tracks exclusive to the release, including a version of David Gray's "This Year's Love". In the week of 30 September, the song debuted at number twenty-three on the UK Singles Chart.

## Prince version

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World renowned performing artist Prince recorded a version of the song, which remains unreleased as of 2024. It is, however, currently available on YouTube. Prince asked for Mike Batt's permission to change the lyrics, changing the words "cowboy" to "gypsy" and "preacher" to "witness."

## Parody version

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Mark Radcliffe of BBC Radio 2 was amused by the lyric 'If you were a piece of wood, I'd nail you to the floor', and asked his listeners to send in equally strange lyrics and compose a parody song for her to sing, not expecting her actually to do so.

However, as she did on another show with "Nine Million Bicycles", Melua contacted the show and agreed to play the song. The lyrics included 'If you were some tiling, I would grout you.' and 'If you were ten pints of beer, I would drink you down my dear'.

## Track listings

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1. "If You Were a Sailboat"
2. "Junk Mail"
3. "Straight to DVD"
4. "This Year's Love"

## Charts

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### Weekly charts

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| Chart (2007–2008)  | Peak
position

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Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders)[2] | 15
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Wallonia)[3] | 13
Denmark (Tracklisten)[4] | 31
Germany (GfK)[5] | 62
Netherlands (Single Top 100)[6] | 10
Norway (VG-lista)[7] | 5
Poland (Polish Airplay Charts)[8] | 4
Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade)[9] | 12
UK Singles (OCC)[10] | 23
UK Indie (OCC)[11] | 2

### Year-end charts

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| Chart (2007)  | Position

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Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade)[12] | 97
Chart (2008)  | Position
Belgium (Ultratop Flanders)[13] | 92
Belgium (Ultratop Wallonia)[14] | 65
Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade)[15] | 99

## Notes

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1. ^ "Interviews - Katie Melua chats to I Like Music". I Like Music. 2007.
2. ^ "Katie Melua – If You Were A Sailboat" (in Dutch). Ultratop 50.
3. ^ "Katie Melua – If You Were A Sailboat" (in French). Ultratop 50.
4. ^ "Katie Melua – If You Were A Sailboat". Tracklisten.
5. ^ "Melua,Katie – If You Were A Sailboat" (in German). GfK Entertainment charts.
6. ^ "Katie Melua – If You Were A Sailboat" (in Dutch). Single Top 100.
7. ^ "Katie Melua – If You Were A Sailboat". VG-lista.
8. ^ "Nielsen Music Control". Archived from the original on 6 February 2008.
9. ^ "Katie Melua – If You Were A Sailboat". Swiss Singles Chart.
10. ^ "Katie Melua: Artist Chart History". Official Charts Company.
11. ^ "Official Independent Singles Chart Top 50". Official Charts Company.
12. ^ "Schweizer Jahreshitparade 2007". hitparade.ch. Retrieved 30 April 2020.
13. ^ "Jaaroverzichten 2008". Ultratop. Retrieved 20 June 2020.
14. ^ "Rapports Annuels 2008". Ultratop. Retrieved 20 June 2020.
15. ^ "Schweizer Jahreshitparade 2008". hitparade.ch. Retrieved 30 April 2020.

## External links

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* Katie Melua website

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Katie Melua

Studio albums|

* Call Off the Search
* Piece by Piece
* Pictures
* The House
* Secret Symphony
* Ketevan
* In Winter
* Album No. 8
* Love & Money

Compilation albums|

* The Katie Melua Collection

Live albums|

* Live at the O² Arena

Singles|

* "The Closest Thing to Crazy"
* "Call Off the Search"
* "Crawling Up a Hill"
* "Nine Million Bicycles"
* "I Cried for You"/"Just Like Heaven"
* "Spider's Web"
* "It's Only Pain"
* "Shy Boy"
* "If You Were a Sailboat"
* "Mary Pickford"
* "If the Lights Go Out"
* "Toy Collection"
* "Two Bare Feet"
* "The Flood"
* "A Happy Place"
* "To Kill You with a Kiss"
* "Better Than a Dream"
* "Fields of Gold"

Other singles|

* "What a Wonderful World" (with Eva Cassidy)

Related|

* Discography
* Dramatico

Authority control databases |

* MusicBrainz work
* MusicBrainz release group

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