List of Little Britain episodes

Little Britain is a British character-based comedy sketch show which was first broadcast on BBC radio and then turned into a television show. It was written and performed by comic duo David Walliams and Matt Lucas. The show's title is an amalgamation of the terms 'Little England' and 'Great Britain', and is also the name of a Victorian neighbourhood and a modern street in London.[1]

## Series overview

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### Radio

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First aired| Last aired
Pilot| 3 August 2000 (2000-08-03)
1| 4| 6 March 2001 (2001-03-06)| 27 March 2001 (2001-03-27)
2| 4| 12 February 2002 (2002-02-12)| 5 March 2002 (2002-03-05)
Comic Relief Special| 31 October 2019 (2019-10-31)

### Television

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First aired| Last aired
Pilot| 9 February 2003 (2003-02-09)
1| 8| 16 September 2003 (2003-09-16)| 4 November 2003 (2003-11-04)
2| 6| 19 October 2004 (2004-10-19)| 23 November 2004 (2004-11-23)
3| 6| 17 November 2005 (2005-11-17)| 24 December 2005 (2005-12-24)
LBA| 2| 25 December 2006 (2006-12-25)| 30 December 2006 (2006-12-30)

### USA series

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First aired| Last aired
1| 6| 28 September 2008 (2008-09-28)| 2 November 2008 (2008-11-02)

### Specials

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First aired| Last aired
Comic Relief Special| 11 March 2005 (2005-03-11)
Comic Relief Special| 11 March 2007 (2007-03-11)
Comic Relief Special| 11 March 2009 (2009-03-11)
Comic Relief Special| 13 March 2015 (2015-03-13)
Comic Relief Special| 18 March 2016 (2016-03-18)
The Big Night In Special| 23 April 2020 (2020-04-23)

## Radio series

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### Pilot (2000)

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1| "Pilot"| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 3 August 2000 (2000-08-03)

1. Sue Bendelack – House made out of sweets
2. Dennis Waterman – Lucky Runnings
3. Emily Howard – On the bus
4. Denver Mills – Addressing a conference of Businessmen
5. Leslie Joseph – Driving lesson with a young man
6. Gary & Jason – At Gary's house
7. Marjorie Dawes – Meera joins
8. Matthew Waterhouse – Meeting with the head of Waddingtons
9. Martin White – Addressing a group of prospective students
10. Edward & Samantha – Edward comes Home
11. Daffyd Thomas – New gay in the Village
12. Edward & Samantha – In bed

### Series 1 (2001)

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2| Episode 1| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 6 March 2001 (2001-03-06)

1. Home Secretary – Taking questions from the Press
2. Latymer Crown – Buffalo, pensioner and blind woman stories
3. Dennis Waterman – Star Wars
4. Vicky Pollard – Essay on Kitchener
5. Barry Edwards – Trying to work a new answering machine
6. Emily Howard – At Shadwicks
7. Kenny Craig – Chicken McNuggets
8. Cockney Film Star – At the Cinema
9. Marjorie Dawes – Fat Fighters slimmer of the year
10. Edward & Samantha – Samantha's parents
11. Sir Bernard Chumley – Entertaining a young student
12. Denver Mills – Giving an after dinner speech at the Police Federation
13. Daffyd Thomas – Calling the Welsh Lesbian and Gay Switchboard
14. Vicky Pollard – Esaay on Kitchener, part 2

3| Episode 2| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 13 March 2001 (2001-03-13)

1. Kelsey Grammar School – British Literature lesson
2. Daffyd Thomas – At the Hairdressers
3. Peter Andre – Royal garden party
4. Latymer Crown – Child left alone and one legged man stories
5. Sir Bernard Chumley – Meals on Wheels
6. Pippa & Gordana – Funny names for babies
7. Leslie Joseph – Driving lesson with a librarian
8. Des Kaye – At a children's birthday party
9. Witness Protection Programme – At the Post Office
10. Matthew Waterhouse – At the Kissogram agency
11. Vicky Pollard – In court for shoplifting
12. Gary & Jason – At Nan's house
13. The Ghosts – Unable to scare someone

4| Episode 3| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 20 March 2001 (2001-03-20)

1. Emily Howard – At the video store
2. Vicky Pollard – At the Young Offenders Institution
3. Kenny Craig – On a date
4. Sandra & Olivier – Audition for the part of the Milky Bar kid
5. Denver Mills – Addressing pupils at a school sports day
6. Jackie Paper – Passenger who has been chosen as the new Dalai Lama
7. Marjorie Dawes – 13-year-old Christopher Halliday joins
8. Dennis Waterman – Macbeth
9. Prime Minister & Sebastian – In conference with Sebastian
10. Edward & Samantha – At the nightclub
11. Sir Bernard Chumley – Backstage
12. Daffyd Thomas – Gay night
13. Dennis Waterman – Minder

5| Episode 4| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 27 March 2001 (2001-03-27)

1. Emily Howard – Lodger
2. Kenny Craig – At the leisure Centre
3. Matthew Waterhouse – Visiting the headquarters of Kellogg's
4. Peter Andre – Princess Anne's visit
5. Joey the Stool – At the library
6. School exam on crisps
7. Robot careers advisor
8. David Franks – At the Chuckle club
9. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Meeting Gregory
10. Micky Noone – Making a speech at the Community centre
11. Des Kaye – At the children's ward
12. Jason – Visiting Gary's nan
13. Marjorie Dawes – Visit from the Fat Fighters inspector
14. Des Kaye – Turns off the switch to a child's life support machine

### Series 2 (2002)

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6| Episode 1| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 12 February 2002 (2002-02-12)

1. Vicky Pollard – At the doctor's
2. Prime Minister & Sebastian
3. Viv – Robbery
4. Father Peter – Funeral
5. Marjorie Dawes – Visiting her mother
6. April & Neville – Neville's first football game
7. PCs Bryce & Rawlinson – Going out and going to come back in again
8. Mrs O'Mara – At the hairdressers
9. Aberdoon Stook Hoose – Soup
10. Kenny Craig – Playing Scrabble with his mother
11. Alan Markus – Amnesia
12. Nanny – Benjamin leaves to go to University
13. Daffyd Thomas – At the newsagent
14. Viv – Cleaning the Church

7| Episode 2| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 19 February 2002 (2002-02-19)

1. Harry Todd – Rumours that Harry started World War II
2. Sandra & Olivier Lawrence – Letter to the Royal Shakespeare Company
3. Dennis Waterman – Dinner at Jeremy's
4. Sleepy Dad – On the way Home from the theatre
5. Denver Mills – Launching a charity campaign
6. Criminal Records in Humble
7. Nanny – Mess in the kitchen
8. Mr. Bently – Addressing the staff at an urgent meeting
9. Dr Winkileman
10. Peter Cramer – Visiting the Young Men's Christian Association
11. Lottery winner
12. Peter Cramer – At the YMCA (Part 2)
13. Des Kaye – Working as a warm up man at Sneddy Studios
14. Peter Cramer – At the YMCA (Part 3)
15. Daffyd Thomas – Myfanwy comes out as lesbian
16. Viv – Looking at exotic insects and a black widow spider

8| Episode 3| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 26 February 2002 (2002-02-26)

1. April & Neville – At a tribunal
2. Kenny Craig – Car boot sale
3. Aberdoon Stook Hoose – Restaurant critic speaks to the chef
4. Roy's Toys – Pirate memory games
5. Father Peter – Talking to Ian Cooper about his separation
6. Emily Howard – At the pub
7. Mrs. O'Mara – Celebrating her birthday
8. Denver Mills – Launching a new fizzy drink
9. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Meeting with the Italian Prime Minister
10. Cliff Turner – Taking visitors on a tour of Pove
11. Douglas Stewart – Meeting a potential publisher for a new novel
12. Marjorie Dawes – Marjorie's sister Barbera visits
13. Eileen & Janet

9| Episode 4| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 5 March 2002 (2002-03-05)

1. April & Roy – Can't agree
2. Dennis Waterman – Jeremy's birthday
3. Marjorie Dawes – Marjorie meets Paul at the supermarket
4. Aberdoon Stook Hoose – Nut allergy
5. Sleepy Dad – At Home
6. Father Peter – Drawing the raffle at the Church Féte
7. Grace Evans – On the phone to the Brtannia Cat Club
8. National Lottery Winner – Old friend
9. Burglar & Dad – Dad complains about the son's clothing
10. Sandra & Olivier Lawrence – Auditioning for a Rowntrees advert
11. Dame Sally Markham
12. PCs Bryce & Rawlinson – Wrong Mrs. Harris
13. Darren Cooper – Joining the Army
14. Emily Howard – In an ambulance
15. Vicky Pollard – Visit from a social worker
16. PCs Bryce & Rawlinson – The right Mrs. Harris

### Special (2019)

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44| "Little Brexit"| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 31 October 2019 (2019-10-31)

1. Vicky Pollard – At school
2. Lou & Andy – At the charity shop
3. Carol Beer – Brexit Says No!
4. Dennis Waterman – Britain Take a Bow
5. Matthew Waterhouse – Brexit the Board Game
6. Daffyd Thomas – Grindr
7. Maggie & Judy – Hospital
8. Ray McCooney – Jobs
9. Linda Flint – The Evil Traitor
10. Sebastian – Boris Johnson
11. Viv – Politicians

## Television series

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### Pilot (2003)

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10| "Pilot"| Graham Linehan| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 9 February 2003 (2003-02-09)

1. Vicky Pollard – Court
2. Aberdoon Stook Hoose – Soup Recipe
3. Latymer – Buffalo
4. Emily Howard – Swimming Pool
5. Mr. Mann & Roy – Toy Shop
6. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Press Conference
7. Latymer – Pensioner
8. Marjorie Dawes – Young Member
9. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Prime Minister
10. Dennis Waterman – Lucky Runnings
11. Jason – Nan's House
12. Latymer – Lullaby
13. Daffyd Thomas – Another Gay in the Village
14. World Record Attempt – Domino Toppling

### Series 1 (2003)

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11| Bath of Beans| Steve Bendelack| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 16 September 2003 (2003-09-16)

1. Vicky Pollard – Essay (Part 1)
2. Sebastian & Prime Minister – Gregory
3. Emily Howard – Pub
4. Lou & Andy – Opera
5. Kelsey Grammar School – Great Expectations
6. Jason – Nan
7. Pianist – Bag
8. Kenny Craig – Restaurant Date
9. Dennis Waterman – Macbeth
10. Marjorie Dawes – Cravings
11. Ray McCooney – Soup
12. Lou & Andy – Swimming Pool
13. Daffyd Thomas – New Gay in the Village
14. Vicky Pollard – Essay (Part 2)
15. Black & White Minstrels – Radio
16. World Record Attempt – Bath of Beans

12| Tallest Man| Steve Bendelack| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 23 September 2003 (2003-09-23)

1. Daffyd Thomas – Gay Times
2. Lou & Andy – Smurf Outfit
3. Vicky Pollard – Swimming Pool
4. Kelsey Grammar School – Test on Crisps (Part 1)
5. Anne – Office
6. Sebastian & Prime Minister – Briefing
7. Anne – Garden
8. Kelsey Grammar School – Test on Crisps (Part 2)
9. Lou & Andy – Bathroom
10. Dame Sally Markham – The Lady in White
11. Rod & Jane – David Soul
12. Marjorie Dawes – Slimmer of the Year
13. Anne – Dining Room
14. Jason – Sunday Lunch
15. Kelsey Grammar School – Test on Crisps (Part 3)
16. Liz & Clive – Ordering
17. Rod & Jane – Les McKeown
18. Officer Lindsay – Driving Lesson
19. World Record Attempt – Tallest Man

13| Hard-Boiled Egg Eating| Steve Bendelack| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 30 September 2003 (2003-09-30)

1. Sebastian & Prime Minister – Headlines
2. Vicky Pollard – Pub
3. Lou & Andy – Ice Cream
4. Kelsey Grammar School – New Pupil (Part 1)
5. Kenny Craig – Hospital
6. Black & White Minstrels – B&B
7. Marjorie Dawes – New Member
8. Kelsey Grammar School – New Pupil (Part 2)
9. Pianist – Sainsbury's
10. Daffyd Thomas – Gay Trekkies
11. Lou & Andy – Video Store
12. Emily Howard – Guesthouse
13. Sir Bernard Chumley – Budding Actor
14. Ray McCooney – Food Critic
15. Kelsey Grammar School – New Pupil (Part 3)
16. Dame Sally Markham – Children's Book
17. Denver Mills – 'Hug A Leper Week'
18. World Record Attempt – Hard Boiled Eggs

14| Most Cigarettes in a Mouth| Steve Bendelack| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 7 October 2003 (2003-10-07)

1. Daffyd Thomas – Hairdresser's
2. Emily Howard – X-Ray
3. Lou & Andy – Pub
4. Anne – Library (Part 1)
5. Vicky Pollard – Court
6. Matthew Waterhouse – Kissogram
7. Kelsey Grammar School – Mathematics
8. Sandra & Ralph – Advert
9. Anne – Library (Part 2)
10. Marjorie Dawes – Hospital
11. Des Kaye – Helping A Customer
12. Anne – Library (Part 3)
13. Peter Andre – Highgrove
14. Lou & Andy – Chocolates
15. April & Neville – Opera
16. Ray McCooney – American Tourists
17. Dame Sally Markham – Lady Chatterley's Lover
18. Dennis Waterman – Jeremy's Birthday
19. Liz & Clive – Beatles
20. World Record Attempt – Cigarettes

15| Biggest House of Cards| Steve Bendelack| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 14 October 2003 (2003-10-14)

1. Vicky Pollard – Borstal
2. Lou & Andy – Pet Shop
3. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Press Conference
4. Marjorie Dawes – Liposuction
5. Edward & Samantha – Valentine's Day
6. Kelsey Grammar School – Career Advisor
7. Lou & Andy – Library
8. Edward & Samantha – Evening Out
9. Sir Bernard Chumley – Meals on Wheels
10. Peter Andre – Garden Party
11. Kenny Craig – Car Boot Sale
12. Matthew Waterhouse – Musicals
13. Daffyd Thomas – The Test
14. Denver Mills – School Prize Giving
15. Lou & Andy – Hospital
16. Eileen & Janet – Ivor
17. Des Kaye – Tea Break
18. World Record Attempt – House of Cards

16| Smallest Ant| Steve Bendelack| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 21 October 2003 (2003-10-21)

1. Sebastian & Prime Minister – The Chancellor
2. Dennis Waterman – Minder
3. Vicky Pollard – Doctor
4. Denver Mills – After Dinner Speech
5. Lou & Andy – Birthday Cards
6. Marjorie Dawes – Supermarket
7. Ray McCooney – TV Repair Man
8. Anne – Country Cottage (Part 1)
9. Des Kaye – Robin & Dicky
10. Lou & Andy – Holiday
11. Kelsey Grammar School – Notice
12. Sandra & Ralph – RSC
13. Anne – Country Cottage (Part 2)
14. Pianist – Room 101
15. Dame Sally Markham – Bible
16. Matthew Waterhouse – Cereals
17. Lou & Andy – Trousers
18. Whitelaw – Charity Shop
19. Anne – Country Cottage (Part 3)
20. Emily Howard – Seafront
21. World Record Attempt – World's Smallest Ant

17| Largest Mince Pie| Steve Bendelack| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 28 October 2003 (2003-10-28)

1. Vicky Pollard – Social Worker
2. Mr. Mann & Roy – Toy Shop (Part 1)
3. Marjorie Dawes – Paul
4. Lou & Andy – Painting Andy's Room
5. Len Boothe – Pove Village Tours
6. Daffyd Thomas – Gay Night
7. Edward & Samantha – Parents' Evening (Part 1)
8. Sir Bernard Chumley – Undertaker
9. Matthew Waterhouse – Board Games
10. Kelsey Grammar School – New Teacher
11. Edward & Samantha – Parents Evening (Part 2)
12. Sandra & Ralph – Audition
13. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Hotel
14. Lou & Andy – New Wheelchair
15. Mr. Mann & Roy – Toy Shop (Part 2)
16. Jason – Visit
17. Edward & Samantha – Filling In
18. World Record Attempt – World's Largest Mince Pie

18| Most People in a Mini| Steve Bendelack| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 4 November 2003 (2003-11-04)

1. Emily Howard – Ice-Cream Van
2. Daffyd Thomas – Myfanwy Comes Out
3. Boris – Babysitter (Part 1)
4. Vicky Pollard – Reformed Character
5. Lou & Andy – Bonfire
6. Boris – Babysitter (Part 2)
7. Kelsey Grammar School – Test Results
8. Ray McCooney – Tax Inspector
9. Dame Sally Markham – Radio
10. Marjorie Dawes – Inspector
11. Pianist – SMS
12. Jason – Presents
13. Liz & Clive – Mollie Sugden (Guest Star: Mollie Sugden)
14. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Italian PM
15. Lou & Andy – Supermarket
16. World Record Attempt – Most People in a Mini

–| Deleted Scenes| Steve Bendelack| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| DVD only

1. April & Neville – Accident & Emergency Department
2. April & Neville – Court
3. The Cancer Corporation – Cure For Cancer
4. Des Kaye – Hospital
5. Edward & Samantha – In Bed
6. Peter Andre – Keith Harris & Orville
7. Mr. Cleeves – Chemistry
8. Mr. Cleeves – Biology
9. Mr. Cleeves – Notice
10. Mr. Cleeves – Notice 2
11. Mr. Cleeves – Literature
12. Mr. Cleeves – Homework
13. Douglas Stirling – Publisher
14. The Pianist – Newspaper
15. The Pianist – Toffee
16. The Pianist – Orange Juice
17. The Pianist – Actor
18. Barry Edwards – Answerphone
19. Rod & Jane – Hospital
20. Rod & Jane – Phone Call
21. French Lady
22. Peter Andre – Drug Rehab Centre
23. Minster – Employment

### Series 2 (2004)

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19| Episode 1| Matt Lipsey| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 19 October 2004 (2004-10-19)

1. Vicky Pollard – Supermarket
2. Emily & Florence – Cafe
3. Bubbles DeVere – Avoids Paying Charges at Health Spa
4. Lou & Andy – The Price Is Right
5. Maggie & Judy – Jams
6. Daffyd Thomas – Parents
7. Marjorie Dawes – Vanessa Feltz
8. Carol Beer – Computer Says No!
9. Harvey Pincher – Bitty!
10. Mr. Mann & Roy – Dating Agency
11. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Jealousy
12. Maggie & Judy – Fairy Cake
13. Lou & Andy – The Pond

20| Episode 2| Matt Lipsey| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 26 October 2004 (2004-10-26)

1. Emily & Florence – Wedding Dress
2. Prime Minister & Sebastian – US President
3. Bubbles DeVere – Solarium
4. Lou & Andy – Girlfriend
5. Linda Flint – Big Fat Lesbian
6. Anne – Bowling
7. Marjorie Dawes – Pat & Paul
8. Daffyd Thomas – The Fair
9. Linda Flint – Ching Chong Chinaman
10. Harvey Pincher – Restaurant
11. Carol Beer – Child's Account
12. Vicky Pollard – Roller Skating
13. Dennis Waterman – Agent
14. Linda Flint – Oompa Loompa
15. Mr. Mann & Roy – Video Rental
16. Maggie & Judy – Cake
17. Lou & Andy – Horse

21| Episode 3| Matt Lipsey| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 2 November 2004 (2004-11-02)

1. Vicky Pollard – Bus
2. Lou & Andy – Ice Skating
3. Viv Tudor – Jewellery Shop
4. Mr. T – Gym
5. Emily & Florence – Football
6. Marjorie Dawes – Meera's Lottery Win
7. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Old friends
8. Kenny Craig – Mother
9. Anne – Feeding The Ducks
10. Mr. Mann & Roy – Birthday Cards
11. PCs Bryce and Rawlinson – Dead Husband (Part 1)
12. Dennis Waterman – Never Mind the Buzzcocks
13. PCs Bryce and Rawlinson – Dead Husband (Part 2)
14. Daffyd Thomas – James Corden Comes Out
15. Lou & Andy – Parking Space

22| Episode 4| Matt Lipsey| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 9 November 2004 (2004-11-09)

1. Vicky Pollard – Eyewitness
2. Maggie & Judy – Annual Carol Service
3. Newsagent
4. Michael Dinner – Double Decker
5. Emily & Florence – Ballet
6. Lou & Andy – Baby Jesus
7. Anne – Stage play
8. Marjorie Dawes – Restaurant
9. Daffyd Thomas – The Library
10. Michael Dinner – Lion & Peperami
11. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Pregnancy
12. Carol Beer – Young Couple
13. Harvey Pincher – Wedding Caterer
14. Kenny Craig – Parking Lot
15. Michael Dinner – Um Bongo & Monster Munch
16. Mr. Mann & Roy – Book Shop
17. Bubbles DeVere – Cheque
18. Lou & Andy – Climbing A Tree

23| Episode 5| Matt Lipsey| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 16 November 2004 (2004-11-16)

1. Lou & Andy – Bowling
2. Vicky Pollard – Backstage
3. Emily & Florence – Tennis
4. Dr. Low – Lady
5. Marjorie Dawes – Low Fat Puddings
6. Mrs. B – Builders
7. Viv Tudor – Police Station
8. Prime Minister & Sebastian – TV Interview
9. Dr. Low – Man
10. Kenny Craig – Girlfriend
11. Michael Dinner – Yorkie
12. Drug Rehab Centre
13. Anne – Drawings
14. Dennis Waterman – Job
15. Carol Beer – Co-Workers
16. Daffyd Thomas – Myfanwy's Wedding
17. Lou & Andy – France

24| Episode 6| Matt Lipsey| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 23 November 2004 (2004-11-23)

1. Lou & Andy – Blind Date
2. Vicky Pollard – Boyfriend
3. Rachel & Nicola – Restaurant (Part 1)
4. Reverend Jesee King
5. Marjorie Dawes – Engagement Party
6. Kenny Craig – Hypnotic Show (Part 1)
7. Daffyd Thomas – Gay Rugby League
8. Kenny Craig – Hypnotic Show (Part 2)
9. Rachel & Nicola – Restaurant (Part 2)
10. Harvey Pincher – Wedding
11. Dennis Waterman – Star Wars
12. Bubbles DeVere – Meeting
13. Mr. Mann & Roy – Record
14. Rachel & Nicola – Restaurant (Part 3)
15. Maggie & Judy – Bring & Buy Sale
16. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Election Night Party
17. Lou & Andy – Seaside

–| Deleted Scenes| Matt Lipsey| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| DVD only

1. Ruth – Refuse Collector
2. Harvey Pincher – Romeo & Juliet
3. Benjy – Party
4. Gary & Jason – Ding Dong
5. Kim & Jill – Sunbathing
6. Ruth – Window Washer
7. Eugene – Telling Off
8. Ralph & Diana – Dinner Party
9. Amnesiac Alan – Bathtime
10. Eugene – Telling Off Again
11. Carol Beer – Quality Bank Account
12. Peter & Cathy – Dinner Party
13. Doctor – Phone Gossip
14. Eugene – Ignition
15. Ruth – Lesbian
16. Drug Rehab Centre
17. Roland – Birthday
18. Roland – Harvest Festival
19. Drug Rehab Centre – Son
20. Roland – Famous People
21. Mrs. B – Lunch
22. Mrs. B – Builders
23. Emily Howard – Ignored
24. Carol Beer – Expenses Problem
25. Man Liam Buckley – Plastic Surgeon
26. Michael Dinner – Restaurant (Part 1)
27. Michael Dinner – Restaurant (Part 2)

### Series 3 (2005)

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26| Episode 1| Declan Lowney| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 17 November 2005 (2005-11-17)| 10.17

1. Bubbles and Desiree – Breakfast
2. Lou & Andy – Aquarium
3. Dudley & Ting Tong – Ting Tong Arrives
4. Vicky Pollard – Dance Off
5. Mrs. Emery – Supermarket & Jumble Sale
6. Emily & Florence – Facial Hair Problem
7. Sir Norman Fry – Hitchhiker
8. Carol Beer– Flight To Toronto
9. Daffyd Thomas – Rent Boy
10. Anne – Stars in Their Eyes (guest star Cat Deeley)
11. Linda Flint – BALDY!
12. Marjorie Dawes – Spray Tan
13. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Arms To Iran
14. Lou & Andy – Air Show

27| Episode 2| Declan Lowney| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 24 November 2005 (2005-11-24)| 8.29

1. Lou & Andy – Richard & Judy
2. Mrs. Emery – Post Office
3. Vicky Pollard – Chat Line
4. Dudley & Ting Tong – Lady Boy
5. Bubbles and Desiree – Steam Room
6. Linda Flint – Magnum PI
7. Marjorie Dawes – Derek, The Fitness Trainer
8. Leonard – Cup of Tea
9. Daffyd Thomas – Girlfriend
10. Mr. Mann & Roy – Paintings Shop
11. Pat & Don – King Prawn Vindaloo
12. Maggie & Judy – Hospital
13. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Confidence
14. Lou & Andy – Thames Cruise

28| Episode 3| Declan Lowney| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 1 December 2005 (2005-12-01)| 7.10

1. Vicky Pollard – PR Agent's Office
2. Lou & Andy – Breast Enlargement
3. Anne – Pianist
4. Carol Beer – Golden Wedding Anniversary Cruise
5. Dudley & Ting Tong – Trivial Pursuit
6. Sir Norman Fry – Toilet
7. Marjorie Dawes – Charlie Slater
8. Letty Bell – Birthday
9. Bubbles and Desiree – Massage
10. Orville – Supermarket
11. Pat & Don – Chicken Jalfrezi
12. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Affair Scandal
13. Alan – Old Couple
14. Maggie & Judy – Parish Newsletter
15. Lou & Andy – Motorcycle

29| Episode 4| Declan Lowney| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 8 December 2005 (2005-12-08)| 6.96

1. Mrs. Emery – Library
2. Emily & Florence – Stag Party
3. Dudley & Ting Tong – Mother
4. Bubbles and Desiree – Sauna
5. Warren – Hospital
6. Carol Beer – Cephalonia
7. Marjorie Dawes – Baby
8. Sid Pegg – Gypsies
9. Daffyd Thomas – Election
10. Linda Flint – "Ali Bongo"
11. Mr. Mann & Roy – Problem Feet Magazine
12. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Moustache
13. Maggie & Judy – Dogs
14. Lou & Andy – Frisbee

30| Episode 5| Declan Lowney| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 15 December 2005 (2005-12-15)| 6.93

1. Lou & Andy – Making Patio
2. Carol Beer – Travel Agent's Insurance
3. Vicky Pollard – Babysitter (Part 1)
4. Linda Flint – Molly The Mole
5. Sir Norman Fry – Dating Website
6. Marjorie Dawes – Demotivators Slideshow
7. Vicky Pollard – Babysitter (Part 2)
8. Ashraf The Horse Whisperer – Computer Shop
9. Daffyd Thomas – Get A Job
10. Sid Pegg – Self Defence
11. Mr. Mann – Fancy Dress Shop
12. Lou & Andy – Rugby Match
13. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Arab-Israeli Treaty
14. Emily & Florence – Baby

31| Episode 6| Declan Lowney| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 24 December 2005 (2005-12-24)| 8.45

1. Vicky Pollard – Lottery
2. Bubbles and Desiree – Acupuncture
3. Carol Beer – Computer Says Yes!
4. Lou & Andy – Replacement
5. Emily Howard – Florence
6. Linda Flint – Fatty Fatty Boom Boom
7. Andy & Mrs. Mead – Cleaning
8. Mrs. Emery – At The Doctors
9. Marjorie Dawes – Sorry
10. Linda Flint – Cast of Fraggle Rock
11. Leonard – Dinner
12. Andy & Mrs. Mead – Dinner
13. Daffyd Thomas – London
14. Anne – Christmas Decorations
15. Dudley & Ting Tong – Thai Restaurant
16. Prime Minister & Sebastian – PM Resignation
17. Andy & Mrs. Mead – Out for a Walk
18. Lou & Andy (Post Credits) – Lou Returns

### Little Britain Abroad (2006)

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No.
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32| Episode 1| Matt Lipsey & Geoff Posner| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 25 December 2006 (2006-12-25)| 8.87

1. Lou & Andy – Walt Disney World Resort
2. Anne – Louvre
3. Carol Beer – Spain
4. Daffyd Thomas – Mykonos
5. Lou & Andy – Airplane
6. Maggie & Judy – Rome
7. Carol Beer – Excursion
8. Vicky Pollard – Thai Jail
9. Daffyd Thomas – Mykonos Beach
10. Lou & Andy – Cockpit Invitation (Guest Star: Steve Coogan)
11. Marjorie Dawes (FatFighters USA) – Florida
12. Daffyd Thomas – Bar Opening Night
13. Carol Beer – Fake crying
14. Bubbles Devere – Monte Carlo (Guest star: Ronnie Corbett)
15. Lou & Andy – Plane Crash (Part 1)

33| Episode 2| Matt Lipsey & Geoff Posner| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 30 December 2006 (2006-12-30)| 7.18

1. Lou & Andy – Plane Crash (Part 2)
2. Vicky Pollard – Thai Jail Court (Guest star:Dawn French)
3. Dudley & Ting Tong – Honeymoon in Belgium (Guest star:Peter Kay)
4. Bubbles DeVere – Dress Shopping in Klosters
5. Lou & Andy – Plane Crash (Part 3)
6. Dudley & Ting Tong – Sex Shop
7. Anne – Vatican
8. Kenny Craig – Paul McKenna in Portugal
9. Lou & Andy – Plane Crash (Part 4)
10. Mr. Mann & Roy – Morocco
11. Prime Minister & Sebastian – White House (Part 1)
12. Marjorie Dawes (FatFighters UK) – American Replacement
13. Lou & Andy – Plane Crash (Part 5)
14. Dudley & Ting Tong – Porn Film
15. Prime Minister & Sebastian – White House (Part 2)
16. Lou & Andy – Back Home

### Little Britain USA (2008)

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No.
overall| Episode| Directed by| Written by| Original air date| UK viewers
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35| Episode 1| Michael Patrick Jann & David Schwimmer| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 28 September 2008 (2008-09-28) (US)
3 October 2008 (2008-10-03) (UK)| 5.05

1. Lou & Andy – Hotel
2. Carol Beer – Operation
3. Ellie Grace – Scout Camp
4. Marjorie Dawes – Rosie O'Donell
5. Officer – Erection
6. Mildred – Drugs
7. Bing Gordyn – Cub Scout Group
8. Phyllis Church – Stripper
9. George & Sandra – Restaurant
10. Bubbles DeVere – Gambling

36| Episode 2| Michael Patrick Jann & David Schwimmer| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 5 October 2008 (2008-10-05) (US)
10 October 2008 (2008-10-10) (UK)| 4.60

1. Vicky Pollard – Boot Camp
2. Carol Beer – Pregnant Woman
3. Mildred – Racism
4. Divorced Couple
5. Marjorie Dawes – Low Fat Options
6. Harvey Pincher – Relatives
7. George & Sandra – Zoo
8. Prime Minister & Sebastian – American President
9. Phyllis Church – Pooping in Public
10. Mark & Tom – Sexual Exploits

37| Episode 3| Michael Patrick Jann & David Schwimmer| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 12 October 2008 (2008-10-12) (US)
17 October 2008 (2008-10-17) (UK)| 4.64

1. Prime Minister & Sebastian – French President
2. Vicky Pollard – Group Therapy
3. Cleaner – Man Urinating
4. American Hunters – Mouse
5. Dafydd Thomas – Gay Society
6. Harvey Pincher – Breakfast
7. Bing Gordyn – Radiator
8. Lou & Andy – Toy Car Ride
9. Bubbles DeVere – Seducing the Captain
10. American Hunters – Wasp
11. Emily Howard – Artist's Model

38| Episode 4| Michael Patrick Jann & David Schwimmer| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 19 October 2008 (2008-10-19) (US)
24 October 2008 (2008-10-24) (UK)| N/A

1. Lou & Andy – US Church
2. Ellie Grace – Bedroom
3. Vicky Pollard – Smoking in the Showers
4. Diner – Familiar Waiter
5. Carol Beer – Old Lady
6. Company – Latest Range
7. American Bank Robbers – Failed Robbery
8. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Necklace
9. George & Sandra – Thunder Storm
10. Mildred – Gay
11. Marjorie Dawes – Gastric Band
12. Emily Howard – Sting

39| Episode 5| Michael Patrick Jann & David Schwimmer| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 26 October 2008 (2008-10-26) (US)
31 October 2008 (2008-10-31) (UK)| N/A

1. Emily Howard – Arrested
2. Linda Flint – Dwarf
3. Mark & Tom – Erections
4. Vicky Pollard – Escape Plan
5. Ellie Grace – Tonsils
6. Starbucks – Locations
7. Senator White – Homeless Person
8. Steve & Wendy – Same House
9. Linda Flint – Lady boy
10. Lou & Andy – Zoo
11. Phyllis Church – Brick in Window
12. Bubbles DeVere – Rich Man
13. Prime Minister & Sebastian – Cheeky Notes

40| Episode 6| Michael Patrick Jann & David Schwimmer| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 2 November 2008 (2008-11-02) (US)
7 November 2008 (2008-11-07) (UK)| N/A

1. Ellie Grace – Twins' House
2. Vicky Pollard – Intensive Care
3. Senator White – Airport Situation
4. Marjorie Dawes – Childhood
5. Carol Beer – Elderly Patient
6. Emily Howard – Blind Date
7. George & Sandra – Delayed Flight
8. Daffyd Thomas – Lesbians on Campus
9. Bing Gordyn – Student
10. Harvey Pincher – Nappy
11. Mark & Tom – Recent Surgery
12. Lou & Andy – I Don't Need You Anymore (But Does)

## Comic Relief specials

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### Comic Relief Special (2005)

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No.
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25| "Comic Relief Special I"| Unknown| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 11 March 2005 (2005-03-11)

1. Lou & Andy – George Michael
2. Prime Minister & Sebastian – The Admiral
3. Judy & Maggie – Scouts
4. Vicky Pollard – Trisha
5. Carol Beer – Fun Run
6. Daffyd Thomas – Sir Elton John Interview
7. Restaurant – Hubba Bubba
8. Dennis Waterman – Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
9. Florence & Emily – Robbie Williams
10. Lou & Andy – Athletic Ground

### Comic Relief Special: Comic Relief Does Little Britain Live (2007)

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34| "Comic Relief Special II"| Matt Lipsey| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 11 March 2007 (2007-03-11)

1. Lou & Andy – Introduction
2. Emily & Florence – Plumber (Guest Star: Russell Brand)
3. Vicky Pollard – School Return (Guest Star: Kate Moss)
4. Linda Flint – Three Students (Guest Star: Patsy Kensit)
5. Maggie & Judy – Village Fête (Guest Star: Jonathan Ross)
6. Anne – Stars in Their Eyes (Guest Star: Kate Thornton)
7. Marjorie Dawes – New Member (Guest Star: Chris Moyles)
8. Dennis Waterman – Big Brother (Guest Star: Dennis Waterman)
9. Brian Potter – Guest Appearance (Guest Star: Peter Kay)
10. Des Kaye – Children's Entertainment Show (Guest Stars: David Baddiel & Jeremy Edwards)
11. Daffyd Thomas – The Big Finale (Guest Star: Dawn French)

### Comic Relief Special (2009)

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41| "Comic Relief 2009 Special"| Unknown| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 11 March 2009 (2009-03-11)[3][4]

1. Ellie Grace – The Sleepover (Guest Star: Robbie Williams)
2. Carol Beer – Customer Popularity Review (Guest Star: Catherine Tate)

### Comic Relief Special (2015)

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42| "Comic Relief, 2015, Little Britain Sketch"| Unknown| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 13 March 2015 (2015-03-13)[5]

1. Lou – Visiting the Church (Guest Star: Stephen Hawking and Catherine Tate)

### Sport Relief Special (2016)

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43| "Sport Relief - 2016: Little Britain’s Emily Howard"| Unknown| Matt Lucas & David Walliams| 18 March 2016 (2016-03-18)[6]

1. Emily Howard – England Women (Guest Star: Peter Crouch)

### The Big Night In Special (2020)

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## References

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1. ^ "Victorian London - Districts - Little Britain". Victorianlondon.org. Retrieved 16 August 2012.
2. ^ a b c "Weekly top 30 programmes". Broadcasters' Audience Research Board.
3. ^ "Part 6: Robbie Williams/Royle Family Comic Relief, 2009". BBC. Retrieved 21 March 2016.
4. ^ "Part 2: Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse/Outnumbered/Harry Potter/Annie Lennox/French and Saunders/Catherine Tate/Ant and Dec Comic Relief, 2009". BBC. Retrieved 21 March 2016.
5. ^ "Comic Relief, 2015, Little Britain Sketch". BBC. Retrieved 21 March 2016.
6. ^ "Little Britain's Emily Howard". BBC. Retrieved 21 March 2016.

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