The Bard (The Twilight Zone)

18th episode of the 4th season of The Twilight Zone

"The Bard"

The Twilight Zone episode

Burt Reynolds and John Williams in a scene from "The Bard"

Episode no.| Season 4
Episode 18
Directed by| David Butler
Written by| Rod Serling
Featured music| Fred Steiner
Production code| 4852
Original air date| May 23, 1963 (1963-05-23)
Guest appearances

* Jack Weston
* John Williams
* Burt Reynolds
* Henry Lascoe
* John McGiver
* Howard McNear
* Judy Strangis
* Marge Redmond
* Doro Merande
* William Lanteau
* Clegg Hoyt
* John Newton
* John Bose
* Rudy Bowman

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"The Bard" is an episode of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone. It was the final episode of The Twilight Zone to be one hour long. A direct satire of the American television industry, the episode features a parody of Marlon Brando by Burt Reynolds, and concerns an inept screenwriter, who through the use of black magic, employs William Shakespeare as his ghostwriter.

## Opening narration

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> You've just witnessed opportunity, if not knocking, at least scratching plaintively on a closed door. Mr. Julius Moomer, a would-be writer, who if talent came 25 cents a pound, would be worth less than car fare. But, in a moment, Mr. Moomer, through the offices of some black magic, is about to embark on a brand-new career. And although he may never get a writing credit on the Twilight Zone, he's to become an integral character in it.

## Plot

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A bumbling screenwriter, Julius K. Moomer, is becoming desperate for a sale after years of working on unproduced scripts. When his agent mentions that he is submitting another writer's pitch for a television series about black magic, Julius pleads to be allowed to be given first crack at the series. Knowing nothing about the subject, he attempts some research, but turns up only an actual book of black magic. While experimenting with the book, he accidentally conjures William Shakespeare, who says he is at the service of the conjurer. Deciding not to waste Shakespeare's talent on a television pilot, Julius directs him to write a film.

The producers decide that Shakespeare's script, The Tragic Cycle, though archaic to the point of being almost incomprehensible, has potential. His task finished, Shakespeare proposes to leave. Julius argues that if he stops writing now, Shakespeare will lose his chance at Hollywood fame and become forgotten. Shakespeare at last says he will attend a rehearsal for the film and stay on if it does justice to his script. At the rehearsal, he is so horrified at the revisions by the sponsor that he assaults the leading man and storms out. Julius's next assignment, a TV special on American history, seems doomed to failure until he remembers his book on black magic, and uses it to conjure up Robert E. Lee, Ulysses S. Grant, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Pocahontas, Daniel Boone, Benjamin Franklin, and Theodore Roosevelt to act as consultants.

## Closing narration

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> Mr. Julius Moomer, a streetcar conductor with delusions of authorship, and if the tale just told seems a little tall, remember a thing called poetic license, and another thing called the Twilight Zone.

## Cast

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* Jack Weston as Julius Moomer
* John Williams as William Shakespeare
* Burt Reynolds as Rocky Rhodes
* Henry Lascoe as Gerald Hugo
* John McGiver as Mr. Shannon
* Howard McNear as Bramhoff
* Judy Strangis as Cora
* Marge Redmond as Secretary
* Doro Merande as Sadie
* William Lanteau as Dolan
* Clegg Hoyt as Bus driver
* John Newton as TV interviewer
* John Bose as Daniel Boone (uncredited)
* Rudy Bowman as Robert E. Lee (uncredited)

Notes: Weston and McGiver appeared in the other episodes, "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" and "Sounds and Silences".

## Production history

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The episode was likely written by Rod Serling as a reaction to the advertising executives with whom he dealt regularly while producing for television. In the book The Twilight Zone Companion, Serling is quoted as saying that things were so bad with the overcautious executives that "one could not ford a river if Chevy was the sponsor."

The actor portrayed by Burt Reynolds satirizes Marlon Brando's style of method acting, augmented by the close physical resemblance between Reynolds and Brando during that period.

The episode was also featured in the final episode of The Sopranos, in 2007, "Made in America". Tony Soprano, the protagonist of the series, is seen watching this episode while in hiding from his enemies in a safe house.

## References

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* Zicree, Marc Scott: The Twilight Zone Companion. Sillman-James Press, 1982 (second edition)
* DeVoe, Bill. (2008). Trivia from The Twilight Zone. Albany, GA: Bear Manor Media. ISBN 978-1-59393-136-0
* Grams, Martin. (2008). The Twilight Zone: Unlocking the Door to a Television Classic. Churchville, MD: OTR Publishing. ISBN 978-0-9703310-9-0

## External links

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* "The Bard" at IMDb

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The Twilight Zone (1959) episodes

Season 1|

* "Where Is Everybody?"
* "One for the Angels"
* "Mr. Denton on Doomsday"
* "The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine"
* "Walking Distance"
* "Escape Clause"
* "The Lonely"
* "Time Enough at Last"
* "Perchance to Dream"
* "Judgment Night"
* "And When the Sky Was Opened"
* "What You Need"
* "The Four of Us Are Dying"
* "Third from the Sun"
* "I Shot an Arrow into the Air"
* "The Hitch-Hiker"
* "The Fever"
* "The Last Flight"
* "The Purple Testament"
* "Elegy"
* "Mirror Image"
* "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street"
* "A World of Difference"
* "Long Live Walter Jameson"
* "People Are Alike All Over"
* "Execution"
* "The Big Tall Wish"
* "A Nice Place to Visit"
* "Nightmare as a Child"
* "A Stop at Willoughby"
* "The Chaser"
* "A Passage for Trumpet"
* "Mr. Bevis"
* "The After Hours"
* "The Mighty Casey"
* "A World of His Own"

Season 2|

* "King Nine Will Not Return"
* "The Man in the Bottle"
* "Nervous Man in a Four Dollar Room"
* "A Thing About Machines"
* "The Howling Man"
* "Eye of the Beholder"
* "Nick of Time"
* "The Lateness of the Hour"
* "The Trouble with Templeton"
* "A Most Unusual Camera"
* "The Night of the Meek"
* "Dust"
* "Back There"
* "The Whole Truth"
* "The Invaders"
* "A Penny for Your Thoughts"
* "Twenty Two"
* "The Odyssey of Flight 33"
* "Mr. Dingle, the Strong"
* "Static"
* "The Prime Mover"
* "Long Distance Call"
* "A Hundred Yards Over the Rim"
* "The Rip Van Winkle Caper"
* "The Silence"
* "Shadow Play"
* "The Mind and the Matter"
* "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?"
* "The Obsolete Man"

Season 3|

* "Two"
* "The Arrival"
* "The Shelter"
* "The Passersby"
* "A Game of Pool"
* "The Mirror"
* "The Grave"
* "It's a Good Life"
* "Deaths-Head Revisited"
* "The Midnight Sun"
* "Still Valley"
* "The Jungle"
* "Once Upon a Time"
* "Five Characters in Search of an Exit"
* "A Quality of Mercy"
* "Nothing in the Dark"
* "One More Pallbearer"
* "Dead Man's Shoes"
* "The Hunt"
* "Showdown with Rance McGrew"
* "Kick the Can"
* "A Piano in the House"
* "The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank"
* "To Serve Man"
* "The Fugitive"
* "Little Girl Lost"
* "Person or Persons Unknown"
* "The Little People"
* "Four O'Clock"
* "Hocus-Pocus and Frisby"
* "The Trade-Ins"
* "The Gift"
* "The Dummy"
* "Young Man's Fancy"
* "I Sing the Body Electric"
* "Cavender Is Coming"
* "The Changing of the Guard"

Season 4|

* "In His Image"
* "The Thirty-Fathom Grave"
* "Valley of the Shadow"
* "He's Alive"
* "Mute"
* "Death Ship"
* "Jess-Belle"
* "Miniature"
* "Printer's Devil"
* "No Time Like the Past"
* "The Parallel"
* "I Dream of Genie"
* "The New Exhibit"
* "Of Late I Think of Cliffordville"
* "The Incredible World of Horace Ford"
* "On Thursday We Leave for Home"
* "Passage on the Lady Anne"
* "The Bard"

Season 5|

* "In Praise of Pip"
* "Steel"
* "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet"
* "A Kind of a Stopwatch"
* "The Last Night of a Jockey"
* "Living Doll"
* "The Old Man in the Cave"
* "Uncle Simon"
* "Probe 7, Over and Out"
* "The 7th Is Made Up of Phantoms"
* "A Short Drink from a Certain Fountain"
* "Ninety Years Without Slumbering"
* "Ring-a-Ding Girl"
* "You Drive"
* "The Long Morrow"
* "The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross"
* "Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
* "Black Leather Jackets"
* "Night Call"
* "From Agnes—With Love"
* "Spur of the Moment"
* "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge"
* "Queen of the Nile"
* "What's in the Box"
* "The Masks"
* "I Am the Night—Color Me Black"
* "Sounds and Silences"
* "Caesar and Me"
* "The Jeopardy Room"
* "Stopover in a Quiet Town"
* "The Encounter"
* "Mr. Garrity and the Graves"
* "The Brain Center at Whipple's"
* "Come Wander with Me"
* "The Fear"
* "The Bewitchin' Pool"

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