The Nose Job

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9th episode of the 3rd season of Seinfeld

"The Nose Job"

Seinfeld episode
Episode no.| Season 3
Episode 9
Directed by| Tom Cherones
Written by| Peter Mehlman
Production code| 309
Original air date| November 20, 1991 (1991-11-20)
Guest appearances

* Susan Diol as Audrey
* Tawny Kitaen as Isabel
* Roy Brocksmith as Landlord

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"The Nose Job" is the 26th episode of Seinfeld. It is the ninth episode of the show's third season.[1] It first aired on NBC on November 20, 1991.[1] The episode was written by Peter Mehlman and was directed by Tom Cherones.

## Plot

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Kramer wants a jacket belonging to his mother's ex-boyfriend, as it supposedly has an attractive power over women. To get the jacket, he asks Elaine to impersonate the daughter of the owner.

George thinks his girlfriend Audrey is perfect, except for one flaw: she has a large nose. During a conversation about beautiful women, Kramer bluntly tells her she needs a nose job. In outrage, Elaine refuses to help him with the jacket. Eager to see his girlfriend's one flaw corrected but afraid of appearing shallow, George first ascertains that Audrey was not offended by Kramer's suggestion and then delicately persuades her to get the nose job. The surgery is horrifically botched, and an appointment is made to fix the damage. George is so nauseated by her disfigured nose that he cannot look at her, and tries to lead her into taking a vacation by herself in the interim between surgeries. Audrey breaks up with him in response.

Jerry is conflicted about his relationship with an actress named Isabel, whom he finds sexually attractive, but dumb and irritating. He likens the conflict to a chess match between his brain and his penis. When she has him do a practice reading with her, delivering a scenery-chewing performance, Jerry decides he can endure no more and breaks up with her.

After Kramer takes Audrey to the hospital, Elaine relents and goes with him to get the jacket. They fool the landlord and he gives them the jacket, but he inadvertently upsets Kramer when he insults Kramer's mother and Kramer attacks him. Audrey's nose is fixed, making her overall appearance radiantly beautiful. Kramer is seen with the jacket and goes out with Audrey, much to George's dismay.

## References

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1. ^ a b "Seinfeld Season 3 Episodes". TV Guide. Retrieved 2 December 2021.

## External links

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* "The Nose Job" at IMDb

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Seinfeld episodes

Season 1|

* "The Seinfeld Chronicles"
* "The Stake Out"
* "The Robbery"
* "Male Unbonding"
* "The Stock Tip"

Season 2|

* "The Ex-Girlfriend"
* "The Pony Remark"
* "The Jacket"
* "The Phone Message"
* "The Apartment"
* "The Statue"
* "The Revenge"
* "The Heart Attack"
* "The Deal"
* "The Baby Shower"
* "The Chinese Restaurant"
* "The Busboy"

Season 3|

* "The Note"
* "The Truth"
* "The Pen"
* "The Dog"
* "The Library"
* "The Parking Garage"
* "The Cafe"
* "The Tape"
* "The Nose Job"
* "The Stranded"
* "The Alternate Side"
* "The Red Dot"
* "The Subway"
* "The Pez Dispenser"
* "The Suicide"
* "The Fix-Up"
* "The Boyfriend"†
* "The Limo"
* "The Good Samaritan"
* "The Letter"
* "The Parking Space"
* "The Keys"

Season 4|

* "The Trip"†
* "The Pitch"
* "The Ticket"
* "The Wallet"
* "The Watch"
* "The Bubble Boy"
* "The Cheever Letters"
* "The Opera"
* "The Virgin"
* "The Contest"
* "The Airport"
* "The Pick"
* "The Movie"
* "The Visa"
* "The Shoes"
* "The Outing"
* "The Old Man"
* "The Implant"
* "The Junior Mint"
* "The Smelly Car"
* "The Handicap Spot"
* "The Pilot"†

Season 5|

* "The Mango"
* "The Puffy Shirt"
* "The Glasses"
* "The Sniffing Accountant"
* "The Bris"
* "The Lip Reader"
* "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
* "The Barber"
* "The Masseuse"
* "The Cigar Store Indian"
* "The Conversion"
* "The Stall"
* "The Dinner Party"
* "The Marine Biologist"
* "The Pie"
* "The Stand In"
* "The Wife"
* "The Raincoats"†
* "The Fire"
* "The Hamptons"
* "The Opposite"

Season 6|

* "The Chaperone"
* "The Big Salad"
* "The Pledge Drive"
* "The Chinese Woman"
* "The Couch"
* "The Gymnast"
* "The Soup"
* "The Mom & Pop Store"
* "The Secretary"
* "The Race"
* "The Switch"
* "The Label Maker"
* "The Scofflaw"
* "The Highlights of 100"†
* "The Beard"
* "The Kiss Hello"
* "The Doorman"
* "The Jimmy"
* "The Doodle"
* "The Fusilli Jerry"
* "The Diplomat's Club"
* "The Face Painter"
* "The Understudy"

Season 7|

* "The Engagement"
* "The Postponement"
* "The Maestro"
* "The Wink"
* "The Hot Tub"
* "The Soup Nazi"
* "The Secret Code"
* "The Pool Guy"
* "The Sponge"
* "The Gum"
* "The Rye"
* "The Caddy"
* "The Seven"
* "The Cadillac"†
* "The Shower Head"
* "The Doll"
* "The Friar's Club"
* "The Wig Master"
* "The Calzone"
* "The Bottle Deposit"†
* "The Wait Out"
* "The Invitations"

Season 8|

* "The Foundation"
* "The Soul Mate"
* "The Bizarro Jerry"
* "The Little Kicks"
* "The Package"
* "The Fatigues"
* "The Checks"
* "The Chicken Roaster"
* "The Abstinence"
* "The Andrea Doria"
* "The Little Jerry"
* "The Money"
* "The Comeback"
* "The Van Buren Boys"
* "The Susie"
* "The Pothole"
* "The English Patient"
* "The Nap"
* "The Yada Yada"
* "The Millennium"
* "The Muffin Tops"
* "The Summer of George"

Season 9|

* "The Butter Shave"
* "The Voice"
* "The Serenity Now"
* "The Blood"
* "The Junk Mail"
* "The Merv Griffin Show"
* "The Slicer"
* "The Betrayal"
* "The Apology"
* "The Strike"
* "The Dealership"
* "The Reverse Peephole"
* "The Cartoon"
* "The Strongbox"
* "The Wizard"
* "The Burning"
* "The Bookstore"
* "The Frogger"
* "The Maid"
* "The Puerto Rican Day"
* "The Chronicle"†
* "The Finale"†

† Indicates two-part episode

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