"The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S." -Joe Biden
"There is no reason the nation of Africa cannot, and should not, join the ranks of the worlds most prosperous nations." -Joe Biden[1]
"Romney wants to give EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION BILLION in tax breaks to the rich." -Joe Biden
"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." -Joe Biden
"You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number?" -Joe Biden
"Will the Mars Rover be able to show the flag the astronauts planted there before?" -Sheila Jackson Lee
"Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?" -Joy Behar
"Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? …I know what this [Republican] party is capable of." -Joy Behar
"Don’t let anybody tell you it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs!" -Hillary Rodham Clinton
"Therefore, I believe in white supremacy," -Hillary Rodham Clinton
"This liberal will be all about socialism." -Maxine Waters
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." -Al Gore
"The center of the earth is about a million degrees." -Al Gore
"A zebra does not change its spots." -Al Gore
"The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied." -Jeremiah Wright
"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." -Nancy Pelosi
"My favorite word, that is really easy, my favorite word is 'the word'." -Nancy Pelosi
"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" -Barack Hussein Obama
"The time has changed for come." -Barack Hussein Obama
"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go." -Barack Hussein Obama
"We don’t talk enough [about]... what’s happened in a lot of other developing countries, Europe in particular." -Barack Hussein Obama
"We are resolved to halt the rise of privacy." -Barack Obama
"We're selling goods around the world stamped with three proud words: Made in the USA" -Barack Obama
"I don't know what the term is in Austrian." -Barack Obama
"Welcome to Cinco de Quattro!" -Barack Obama
"Israel is a strong friend of Israel's." -Barack Obama
"Don't worry about what candidates have done or said, just vote for the Democrats. Then, afterwards, you can go eat fried chicken." -Michelle Obama
"My fear is that the whole island (of Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize." -Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson[2]
"Don't fear the terrorists." -Hank Johnson
"Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security." -Obama foreign policy adviser Richard Danzig
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate." -Former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry[3]
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?" -Marion Barry
"My appetite is so good that I can eat the table cloth right off the chair." -Democratic Congressman Joe Moakley
"Those who died in the earthquake, their lives will never be the same again." -Barbara Boxer
"I dare you, you little fruitcake!" -Democratic Congressman Pete Stark
"Death is a part of life." -Elijah Cummings
"I root for hurricanes" -James Wolcott
"We need more welfare and fewer jobs." -Jerry Brown[4]
"There's been lots of people that have been shot by an unloaded gun." -Sandy Sheedy
"Had a powerful meditation just now — caused an earthquake in Southern California." Deepak Chopra
"Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them. Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons. All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons." -Don Mischer[5] on balloons