Bongo Bongo Land

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Bongo Bongo Land is a fictional place somewhere in Africa, according to the country's government website a crazy lunatic from Middlesex.^[1] According to said lunatic, Bongo Bongo Land is somehow both located in Kenya and "a small landlocked country in Eastern Africa".^[2]

Anyone who mentions Bongo Bongo Land is definitely, certainly and unequivocally a xenophobic racist. They will try to convince the few people who have any interest in them that they aren't racist and that vaguely labelling a whole continent as uncivilized, backward and tribal people is somehow acceptable.

The BBC found that in Tanzania (a real place in Africa) the term "Bongoland" is actually a compliment. You have to be a young native Tanzanian for this to count.^[3]

Noted proponents of Bongo Bongo prejudice[edit]

• Tory MP Alan Clark.^[4]
• Godfrey Bloom, UKIP nut.^[5]
• Most of UKIP until they realised they had image problems.^[6]

Not to be confused with[edit]

• Bongo drums, little drums that you tap tunes on.
• Luciano Pozo González and related proponents of the drums.
• Richard Feynman, a guy who has some drums.
• Georg August Schweinfurth and crew. Noted explorers who can't possibly have been racists, but were because they lived in a time where everybody was.
• Bongoland in Port Orange, Florida, a dilapidated theme park^[7]
• Bongo Bongo, one of the boss monsters in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
• Oingo Boingo, Film composer Danny Elfman's band

External links[edit]

• See the Wikipedia article on Bongo Bongo Land.

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