Chickenhawk

George W. Bush, Texas Air National Guard

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A chickenhawk is a predatory bird that, according to humans, likes the taste of chicken, though they much prefer small wild animals. It can also be a person in a position of public prominence or power who simultaneously displays the following two traits:

• Aggressive support for military force as a primary instrument of foreign policy.
• A documentable lack of combat experience (usually despite having the opportunity to fight, or even actively dodging it).

Worth noting is that knowing the alternative and possibly unsavoury meanings of political labels is wise, as any Teabagger could tell you.^{[note 1]} In this case, the term "chickenhawk" also happens to be a gay male slang term for a man who likes 'em young. Real young. Young enough to go to prison over.

History lesson[edit]

The Bush Administration (2001–2009) had an abundance of these creatures. Indeed, after the resignation of Colin Powell, there was no one with genuine combat experience in any prominent executive position. In fact, several of the listed chickenhawks below were notable draft dodgers, especially from Vietnam. This probably led to their policies being based on dangerously abstracted notions of the nature and efficacy of war.

Those (such as Dwight Eisenhower) who have witnessed the horrors of war first-hand tend to be cautious about willfully unleashing such militaristic havoc again, no matter how remote or foreign the battlefield, with perhaps the notable exception of John McCain, who seemed to jump at the chance of bombing the tar out of someone at every chance (though he didn't share the chickenhawks' fondness for torture). As well as not appreciating the full human costs of their decisions, there remains the uncomfortable suspicion that chickenhawks are prepared to send others to risk their lives in ways that chickenhawks would never risk their own and would benefit chickenhawks and allies of chickenhawks.

Prominent chickenhawks[edit]

Here is a short list of prominent chickenhawks:

• Glenn Beck
• Tony Blair (dishonorable mention)^{[note 2]}
• George W. Bush^{[note 3]}
• Dick Cheney
• Tom Delay
• Larry Elder
• Newt Gingrich
• Sean Hannity
• Stephen Harper
• Christopher Hitchens — ...mmmaybe, maybe not. There was no military service in Britain during the time he would have applied. Hitchens was also not exactly a coward; for his journalism, he literally went to Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, and even North Korea just for the sake of a story. However, his feverent support of the War on Terror leaves this a possibility.
• Charles Krauthammer
• William Kristol
• Scooter Libby
• Joe Lieberman
• Rush Limbaugh
• Trent Lott
• Ted Nugent^{[note 4]}
• Bill O'Reilly
• Dan Quayle
• Dennis Prager
• Karl Rove
• Antonin Scalia
• Ben Shapiro
• Pat Toomey
• Donald Trump — actively got out of serving in 'nam (Bonespur, can't remember which foot) and wants to "bomb the shit out of" pretty much everything, including civilians^{[note 5]} who happen to be related to terrorists.^{[note 6]}
• Paul Wolfowitz

Special category[edit]

• Every Representative and Senator who voted for the Iraq War, but avoided serving if and when it was possible for them, and did not recant or repudiate their vote by the end of 2005.

Chickenhawks that deserve far more respect than the above[edit]

This chickenhawk has never served in war but at least has never voted for one.

• Cooper's Hawks
• Sharp-shinned Hawks
• Red-tailed Hawks

See also[edit]

• The full list!
• Gun nut
• Internet tough guy
• National Rifle Association

External links and sources[edit]

• The New Hampshire Gazette ("the nation's oldest newspaper") is the home of the original Chickenhawk Hall of Shame.
• Chickenhawk Playing Cards were produced to honor the chickenhawks' contribution to war, since, of course, it's not real unless someone makes a deck of cards to commemorate it.
• Chickenhawks at commie Michael Moore's web site.
• Sourcewatch also reports on the phenomenon, but they include Pat Buchanan on their list which is ridiculous since Buchanan has opposed every war since the Berlin Wall came down (as well as both World Wars. He was also planning to join the military after college until an accident)
• Flight of the Chickenhawks from toostupidtobepresident.com.
• "Chickenhawk" by Roy Zimmerman
• "Suicide in the Trenches" by Siegfried Sasson

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