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Right-Wing Political Correctness (RWPC),[1] also Conservative Correctness (CC) or Patriotic Correctness (PC),[2] is a brand of political correctness practiced by conservatives. While left-wing political correctness (LWPC) attempts to minimize offense through the (often endless) rebranding of certain words to be neutral or inclusive, RWPC rebrands terms to increase offense, increase scorn, and increase political bias. For example, homosexuality isn't RWPC; instead, we should use "unnatural vice",[3][4][5] in order to appeal to people's (here, hateful) religious beliefs over science and tolerance. (Not that conservative correctness has to be religious in nature; it can also appeal to nationalism, tribalism, or other irrational wingnutty worldviews.) All too often, people confuse this with political incorrectness due to both being against liberal political correctness, though political incorrectness is equally against both.
This page is an "English to Right-Wing Politically Correct" translation guide.
The first recorded uses of the term "conservative correctness" were made by Michael Fauntroy[6] and Bill Scher.[7]
Thomas Frank, in his book What's the Matter With Kansas?, claims that modern conservative politics is born out of an outraged reaction to the increasing tolerance of American society. The goal is not to roll back the social order, but merely to get people outraged and make them vote. Think of the War on Christmas or the millionfold concerns about sharia in America. Or as Frank wrote: "As culture war, the backlash was born to lose. Its goal is not to win cultural battles but to take offense, conspicuously, vocally, even flamboyantly. Indignation is the great aesthetic principle of backlash culture."[8]
English | Why it's offensive to conservatives | Right-Wing Politically Correct |
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Gay/lesbian/homosexual aren't RWPC. | These terms imply homosexuality is something real — and something tolerable. | Instead, use unnatural vice.[3][4][5] Homosexuality is a sin — just like murder |
Instead, use anti-Christian.[9][10][11] Christians don't hate gays — we just don't want their beliefs pushed on us. | ||
Instead, use alternative lifestyle.[10][12][13] Those gays just aren't like us. Note: For some right-wingers, alternative lifestyle isn't RWPC enough — use alternative deathstyle.[14] Homosexuality | ||
Instead, use scare quotes for the words "homosexual", "lesbian", or "gay".[15] For the properly RWPC mind, these aren't real things. | ||
Transgender isn't RWPC. | As with the previous example, this implies that transgender people actually exist and are not simply deluded freaks. | Instead, use mental illness/disorder.[16] |
Instead, use phrases like cult,[17] religion,[18] and ideology.[19] | ||
Instead, use fad or trend.[20] Just ignore it, it'll go away eventually. | ||
Homophobic and anti-gay aren't RWPC. | These terms imply right-wingers hate gays. Right-wingers don't hate gays — we just don't want their beliefs pushed on us. This is especially true for legislation that allows businesses to discriminate against LGBTQ+ individuals or groups. | Instead, use pro-family.[21][22][23] It's a fact that homosexuality destroys families, a la the Family Research Council. |
Instead, use defending religious liberty.[24][25][26][27][28] It's a fact that homosexuality destroys Christianity. | ||
Gay wedding and gay marriage aren't RWPC. | These terms imply that gays can wed and that gays can marry. | Instead, use scare quotes around gay "wedding" and gay "marriage".[29][30] Or call it parody marriage.[31] |
Heterosexual marriage isn't RWPC either. | This term implies that there is any kind of marriage other than male-female marriage. | Instead, use natural marriage or traditional marriage.[32] When studied in their native habitat, humans will naturally arrange expensive alcohol-infused family gatherings before they have sex. That's just God's way. |
Instead, use Biblical marriage. The benefits of this term should be obvious. Just don't mention all the Biblical divorces, or the polygamous marriages found in the Old Testament. | ||
Gay civil rights isn't RWPC. | This term implies that gays have civil rights. | Instead, use having homosexuality "shoved down our throats" by the insidious gay agenda. Remember, Right-wingers don't hate gays — we just don't want their beliefs pushed on us. |
They isn't RWPC. | This term doesn't properly clarify that two genders and only two genders exist. | Instead, say man and woman or men and women, to avoid people claiming more exists. If uncertain about the person's gender or speaking generically where an individual's gender is irrelevant, say he. They is only okay for genderless objects. Remember, gender and sex are one and the same! |
Haggard's Law definitely isn't RWPC. | This term implies that morally upstanding right-wingers ever have flawed morality. | Instead, just ignore any cases of gay Republicans. Especially gay Republican pastors, gay Republican Congressmen, and those |
Even drag queen isn't RWPC. | It doesn't properly convey that cross-dressing sexualizes children. | Instead, use trans stripper. It has a more lurid set of connotations and shifts the debate to sexualization.[33] |
English | Why it's offensive to conservatives | Right-Wing Politically Correct |
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Climate change isn't RWPC. | That's altogether too science-y. | Just… don't say anything. Follow the lead of Florida Governor Rick Scott and ban "climate change" in totality |
Climate scientist isn't RWPC. | This implies that people who've spent their lives studying the climate could think that global warming is, you know, real. | Instead, use warmist,[35][36] or better yet, alarmist. |
Neither is global warming consensus. | This implies that most climate scientists think that global warming is real. | Instead, use warmist consensus.[35][36] |
Global warming denier isn't RWPC. | That's just too honest. | Instead, use global warming skeptic.[37][38][39] We're just asking questions, see? |
Reducing fossil fuel dependence isn't RWPC. | That almost sounds patriotic! | Instead, use war on coal.[40] |
Climate movement isn't RWPC. | Calling it a "movement" almost makes it sound like it has legitimate concerns. | Instead, call it a religion.[41][42] |
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Liberal is only kind-of RWPC. | On the one hand, it's a very useful way to smear policies as tainted by the liberal media/academia conspiracy (see below). On the other hand, liberalism sounds too much like "liberty". | Instead, call them coastal elites. They just don't understand us hard-working real Americans. |
Instead, call them bleeding-heart liberals. | ||
Instead, call them communists. You totally won't look ridiculous to people who actually know what communism is! | ||
Progressive isn't RWPC. | They're all just liberals! | Instead, call them liberal. Group all liberals into one unified mass. |
Democratic Party isn't RWPC. | "Democratic" sounds like a good thing. But Democrats are bad, obviously. | Instead, use Democrat Party. Emphasis on rat. Or even Demonrat, if you're especially spittle-flecked that day. |
Calling bullshit, pointing out bigotry, or, indeed, expressing disagreement aren't RWPC. | This implies that there's reasonable room to disagree with conservatism. | Instead, you're "offended", leaving me free to reject all of your arguments out of hand. |
Instead, call them a Social Justice Warrior or Snowflake. These are wonderful catchall terms for anybody who thinks poor, female, or brown people matter. (Anyone who whines about "SJWs", "Tumblerinas", or "Snowflakes" is most likely a perpetually-offended teenager. You have to go so out of your way to be offended by such a small microcosm of social media. Look at /r/tumblrinaction:[note 3] The way Tumblr works, you have to either follow or actively look for these types of posts.) | ||
No longer is it ten different groups "offended" by ten different things; behold The Perpetually Offended, a carefully-cultivated superbeast of pure, permanent, irrational indignation. For some strange reason, they all tend to look like "unattractive" college-age women. Tumblr comes up very often. | ||
If action is taken, or even suggested, call it Cancel culture and Censorship. Also use this as a RWPC term for any present-day boycott (except the good, RWPC ones aimed at shutting down wokeness and other reprehensible things). | ||
Relatively moderate politicians (e.g. Bill Clinton or Barack Obama) aren't RWPC. | A good conservative never compromises. Bipartisanship is a dirty word. | Instead, call them socialist for not being conservative enough. Consider using Marxist, Leninist, and even Maoist or Stalinist when socialist isn't scary enough.[46][47] If you aren't in a red-baiting mood, consider "far-left" instead. |
Black Lives Matter isn't RWPC. | The name sounds like it only cares about the |
Instead, say All Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter because it includes all the oppressed conservatives and the poor police officers that are the only ones respecting the law anymore! |
English | Why it's offensive to conservatives | Right-Wing Politically Correct |
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Welfare isn't RWPC. | That doesn't sound too bad. | Instead, use free stuff or handouts. 'Cause it's a dank meme to cry "free stuff!!" without actually discussing the merits of something that nearly every other developed first-world government provides for its people.[note 4] |
Instead, use entitlements. Those welfare queens think they're entitled to free stuff![note 5] In the UK, these people are referred to as “scroungers”, regardless of what welfare benefit they are claiming or why. | ||
Universal healthcare isn't RWPC. | That sounds kinda good. | Instead, use socialized medicine to describe health care systems like Medicare. This term was made famous by Ronald Reagan in his 1961 record Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine. Cry "Communism" if so inclined. |
Tolerance is definitely not RWPC. | Conservatives aren't intolerant! Liberals are the ones destroying America! | Instead, imply that their ideology is based on feels, not reals.[note 6] This is also a great place to recycle "snowflake" or "SJW" as if you thought up those terms yourself. |
Articulate gays, women, or black people aren't RWPC. | nope nope nope nope | Instead, blame Cultural Marxism. (The biggest irony in all of this is that Cultural Bolshevism was a term exclusively employed by Nazis.) |
Journalists, News, Media, and Free Press aren't RWPC. | All of these have positive connotations. Yet demonizing the media is now a conservative hallmark. | Instead, use "liberal media". Remember: Conservatism is under assault, and those coastal journalists are to blame. |
Instead, use mainstream media. If you're really RWPC, use lamestream media. In Britain, use Remainstream media. Conservatives just don't kowtow to mainstream news, see? | ||
Instead, call every news outlet fake news and deny everything they say. |