Florida Maquis

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~~Antarctica~~ Florida Maquis is a Pentecostal Christian located in Palm Coast, Florida.^[1] Maquis is a conspiracy Youtuber and possible best definition of a crank. He posts videos on all sorts of crankery such as alleged evidence for aliens (and their possible invasion),^[2] government take-over, creationism, the Anti-Christ,^[3] and pretty much any other form of crankery imaginable. ~~Most~~ All of his videos consist of him blabbing off his "evidence" from behind a camera, which is pointed at his computer monitor with Google Maps displayed (Someone should inform Maquis that there's a wonderful invention out there called "Screen Capture").

As of December 2020, the channel (unfortunately) has 125K subscribers^[4] and averages about 11K views per video. At the same time, it also goes to show why nobody in the NWO eliminated this crusader of "truth" years ago to prevent him from leaking all this great "evidence". But alas, as long as they're on YouTube, they're fit to continue.

Early videos[edit]

Before Florida Maquis started promoting all manners of hogwash, he would upload acoustic covers of songs, mainly Christian hymns, in black and white.^[5] His first break down the rabbit hole was covering the 2016 U.S. presidential election calling Hilary supporters "faithless electors" and the rest is history. It appears that Florida Maquis has abandoned covering hymns as they don't pay the big bucks instead opting to plague the minds of people with no grip on reality as well as selling masks that ~~represent racism and slavery~~^[6] display the love of Jesus.

Teachings[edit]

Florida Maquis makes videos about the most typical types of conspiracy crankery, so much that you'll be left wondering if this account isn't just a massive parody/experiment to see how many people it can fool. Consistent with the typical conspiracy checklist, every video title is in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, some of which are stylized as clickbait,^[7] In later months, many of his videos even have pictures of women in bikinis for literally no reason.^[8]

According to Maquis, everything from alien invasions, zombie invasions, strange structures being found in the sea and under mountains,^[9] and pretty much anything else you'd find on the conspiracy theory checklist is either happening right now (just believe!) or is on the verge of happening.

Supposedly, since all of his "evidence" can be easily found on Google Maps, Maquis's channel is yet another of the endless testimonies of how shitty of a job the government does at hiding all their grand "evidence".

Antarctica[edit]

For some reason, Florida Maquis has an irrational obsession with Antarctica,^[10]^[11]^[12]^[13]^[14]^[15]^[16] where most of his "evidence" emits from. So much he loves talking about Antarctica that, for him, going three weeks without talking about it results in comments from his fans asking why he stopped talking about it.^[17] Don't ask us how many Antarctica videos he has, it'd be easier to just name the few that aren't about Antarctica.

Creation and evolution[edit]

Florida Maquis is also a religious wingnut who believes in Young Earth creationism, calling evolution a hoax.^[18] Even worse, he believes that the only purpose of science is to disprove God: and not just any God, but specifically, the God of the Bible.

The evidence for this "fact" allegedly comes from (wait for it) Antarctica.^[19]

Predictions[edit]

~~Attempted~~ Predictions gallore on this channel. Here is a notable list of them.

Planet Earth will be invaded by zombies… WITHOUT a cure!^[20] The Walking Dead fans were left in much chagrin when this one didn't happen.
Supposedly, the coronavirus "predicted" the mass release of prisoners, presumably with anarchy to follow.^[21] As of 01/29/2024, we are still waiting for said anarchy to happen.

Stopped clock[edit]

He believes that Ancient Aliens is fake.^[22]

External links[edit]

His channel

Scrambled DNA code References[edit]

[1] Florida Maquis Twitter (archived from 27 Mar 2022 04:50:59 UTC).

[2] !~*ALERT*~! PRESIDENT TRUMP'S SPACE FORCE JUST SAVED AMERICA FROM INVASION!EVIDENCE NOW PILING UP(!)

[3] VEIL BETWEEN LIFE & DEATH HAS NOW BEEN TORN(!)END OF ALL TIME & RISE OF THE ANTI-CHRIST CONFIRMED(!)

[4] Florida Maquis YouTube (archived from 29 Dec 2020 04:12:30 UTC).

[5] How Great Thou Art

[6] Florida Maquis whining about how a flag commonly used as a white supremacy symbol was taken off his store page

[7] THIS GIRL~*PREDICTED*~THIS EVENT & EVERYTHING YOU'RE SEEING NOW(!)*EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED(!)

[8] FLORIDA NOW HAS A SECRET THE MEDIA IS KEEPING HIDDEN(!)WHEN PEOPLE FIND OUT THEY'RE GOING TO MOVE(!)

[9] MOUNTAIN COLLAPSED INTO THE SEA REVEALING SOMETHING INCREDIBLE MOST AMERICANS WOULD NEVER BELIEVE(!)

[10] MOST *IMPORTANT DISCOVERY IN ANTARCTICA YET(!)IT CHANGES *EVERYTHING WE THOUGHT WE KNEW(!)

[11] STRANGE PULSES DETECTED COMING FROM ANTARCTICA(!)CIVILIZATION UNDER THE ICE NOW IS BEING REVEALED(!)

[12] ENORMOUS SUBGLACIAL ENTRY CAVERN DISCOVERED IN ANTARCTICA NEAR A THRIVING FORESTED SURFACE REGION(!)

[13] 12*22*18~OBELISK DISCOVERED IN ANTARCTICA(!)GOLD ENCRUSTED PYRAMIDS AND ENORMOUS ANCIENT CARVINGS(!)

[14] EVIDENCE OF HIDDEN CIVILIZATION IN ANTARCTICA(!)NEW LOCATION REVEALS STUNNING FINDS(!)

[15] SCIENTISTS ARE NOW ADMITTING LIFE EXISTED IN ANTARCTICA *FAR MORE RECENTLY THAN PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED!

[16] ZOMBIE VIR US MYSTERY DNA DISCOVERED IN ANTARCTICA(!)MELTING ICE WORLD NOW HOLDS ANCIENT PESTILENCE!

[17] WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ANTARCTICA!?!THE *REAL REASON NO EXPEDITIONS TO THE REGION CAN POSSIBLY OCCUR!

[18] THIS *STUNNING NEW DISCOVERY IS NOW FORCING SCIENTISTS TO CONCEDE CREATIONISTS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!

[19] PROPHETIC QUEEN OF THE SOUTH NOW IDENTIFIED(!)HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE RE-EMERGES FROM ICE OF ANTARCTICA(!)

[20] THE ENTIRE WORLD LIKELY NOW IN VERY EARLY STAGES OF FULL~BLOWN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE(!)NO CURE EXISTS(!)

[21] !~ALERT~! MASS RELEASE OF US PRISONERS IS NOW BEGINNING(!)OUR 2018 ~~SHIT~~ SHTF PREDICTION IS COMING TRUE(!)

[22] PROOF "ANCIENT ALIENS" IS FAKE! SELF-PROCLAIMED "NAVY SEAL ANTARCTICA EXPERT "MAKES GLARING ERROR(!)

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