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“”"Toxin" is classic pseudoscience terminology.
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—Ben Goldacre, M.D.[1] |
"Toxin" is a term commonly thrown around by quacks, even though they can't tell you what the exact toxin in question is, how it is absorbed or builds up in the body, why no organisms have evolved methods of disposing of these toxins, or why things like dose, epidemiology, or basic chemistry don't make any difference to the said toxin's effects.
"Toxin" in the scientific and medical sense refers specifically to a metabolic product of a living organism that has deleterious effects either in itself or in another organism at a sufficient dosage. In alternative medicine and food woo, "toxin" is not restricted to metabolic products; woo-meisters often use the word to refer to heavy metals or to synthetic chemicals (which, if showing any actual toxicity, should correctly be termed "toxicants"). Alternative medicine is often not concerned with whether the dosage is sufficient to cause an actual measurable harmful effect.
Detoxification, more popularly known as cleanses, is big business in the alternative medicine world. Chelation therapy is a more formal — if less popular — quack attempt to remove "toxins", most commonly lead or mercury.
If you are unsure if you're dealing with genuine detoxification woo, simply ask the basic kindergarten question: "Can you please name the compound in question and explain its mechanism of action?". If this question stumps[note 1] the person in question, snap a Polaroid for remembrance's sake. It's not every day one brushes up this close to textbook woo.
“”It's an irrational concept, yet an intriguing idea, that modern life so fills us with poisons from polluted air and food additives that we need to be periodically "cleaned out" ("detoxified"). Never mind that natural chemicals in our foods are thousands of times more potent than additives, or that most Americans are healthier, live longer, and can choose from the most healthful food supply ever available.
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—Frances M. Berg, M.S.[2] |
According to a woo-meister, a toxin is any chemical that doesn't belong in a (usually human) body, for whatever reason they think it shouldn't be there. However, alties usually ignore the following: