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Pachita (19??-1979)^[1] was a Mexican "psychic" surgeon who claimed that after being possessed by the spirit of the Aztec emperor Cuauhtémoc and going into a trance she was able to perform miraculous healings in a similar way to psychic surgeons in the Philippines, except she used a rusty hunting knife instead of just using bare hands. Her exploits in English-speaking countries are mostly known through Johanna Michaelsen, who after visiting the theologian Francis Schaeffer in Switzerland was convinced that Pachita was using demonic powers to do her acts and became a paranoid fundamentalist.

Multiple choice origin story[edit]

Just like the Joker in the Killing Joke, Pachita seemed to prefer a multiple-choice origin story. According to Alejandro Jodorowsky, Pachita first became possessed and performed psychic surgery when she was only 10 years old,^[2] while according to Johanna Michaelsen, she did so in her late twenties.^[3] Why would someone who was sincerely interested in helping people lie about her origins?

Inconsistent wonders[edit]

Johanna Michaelsen asserted that every time there was a surgery, there would be a magic light that made the area around the room super clear^[4] (pretty convenient plot device, don't you think?), yet others claim there was only dim candlelight and that it was so dark anything could have happened, including fraud,^[5] while Pachita herself claimed that strong lights damage organs (guess that's why surgeons don't use strong lights, right?).^[6] Some claimed that Pachita could literally create organs out of nothing,^[7] while others claimed that she needed to buy extra parts from the city morgue^[8] (yummy!). In addition, as one might guess there were quite common accusations that she was a fraud playing around with animal guts.^[9] One really would think that Pachita, if she did have psychic powers, would perform them more consistently. Why, even Alejandro Jodorowsky, a total crank who seems to believe every superstition under the sun, believes that Pachita was using tricks.^[10] You know you're out there if you've lost even Jodorowsky!

Attempted testing of abilities[edit]

Pachita would relate a few stories involving investigators testing her abilities. In typical psychic fashion, she found ways to deflect her inabilities. Some researchers asked her to find a sick person with her mental abilities; she flat out refused. Others took her to the Zone of Silence [an area of urban myth similar to the Bermuda Triangle but in the middle of the desert] to see if she could find anything. She “found a tortoise and brought it.” She said they searched for searching’s sake and they’re never satisfied with what they find. Another time, her friend took her to some family property to look for something that was buried. When she arrived, she saw that the land was full of dug up holes. She was asked to see if she sensed anything on the property. She didn’t report anything. She’s been asked to speak at conferences but refuses because she doesn’t want to be made to look like a fool. Her excuse? “I leave and brother [Cuauhtémoc] arrives. I’m not even aware…” ^[11]

Death of Charles Mingus[edit]

Just like Andy Kaufman, the jazz musician Charles Mingus decided on visiting a psychic healer. In this case it was Pachita in order to fix his Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis. After the surgery there was no sign it ever took place, no scratches, marks nor one drop of blood, no signs that there ever was anything done on Mingus. At the same time, Pachita insisted on prescribing bizarre diets like snails. As his family would say, we all knew she was a fraud.^[12]

Theological problems[edit]

If Michaelsen's description of Pachita really was accurate, then we would run into several problems for the fundamentalist who believes it. Namely, she asserted the force behind Pachita (whom she claimed was demonic) brought a dead boy back to life,^[13] then it would mean the Bible is wrong? As wasn't one of Jesus' major demonstrations of his divinity him coming back to life? If devils can raise the dead what's so special about Jesus doing it?

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