True conservative meaning - One who professes to be a Christian in public but privately holds beliefs or behaves in a way that is antithetical to Christ's teachings.
True conservative meaning - Normal seasonal variation in temperature and weather.
False liberal redefinition - A conspiracy that claims humans are somehow raising the temperature of the entire planet. This is used as a pretext to raise taxes and impose burdensome regulations on small business.
True conservative meaning - A job creator and legal person entitled to all the constitutional rights afforded human Americans, including freedom of speech in the form of money donated to political candidates
False liberal redefinition - An evil, oppressive entity with limitless power to sway elections and write laws for their own benefit at the expense of the people. (Liberals like to deny that corporations are, in fact, people.)