True conservative meaning - the inspired and preserved Word of God, in the form of a collection of texts sacred to Judaism and Christianity
False liberal redefinition - An old book of fairy tales, propaganda, and libel that isn't relevant in the modern age, or at best a book that each believer is free to reinterpret for himself
True conservative meaning - A frequent disease among paranoid liberals which leads them to hate everything George W. Bush did and blame all current problems on him.
False liberal redefinition - Something whose existence they will deny, instead making nonsensical accusations of a mythical "Obama derangement syndrome"